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Oh boy, food thread.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
Hello, Jack Action.
I hope you are well today.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
Morning, baldmonkey. I am well, thank you.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
I am tired.
and excited about potentially moving house soon. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)

are they giving you a full change of identity too this time or are you having to make your own arrangements again?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
Nothing was proven.
No further comment.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
Nothing ever is proven, only disproven
except that I'm a VERY attractive creature
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
except of course when you consider proven to mean tested and not guaranteed.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
Or you misread it as PR oven
and assume it's some sort of "think tank" for people in public relations.
In which case, some things are PR oven. PR ovens, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)
this is what I meant

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
Hello, Jack Action.
I hope you are well today, more than baldmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
Good morning, Pinckas Ben Nochkan. I am indeed well, thank you. All the more well for you asking me.
And yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
I am doing good thanks, I had my treatment at the hospital yesterday which means I'm working from home today.
I feel so much better after having it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
Hello, Gonzo.
I hope that you are well. But not as well as Jack Action.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
I hope you're more well than gonz since he's posted and run.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
Gonzo is a good bloke.
But, yeah, I hope I'm better than him too. That'll teach him.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
Sorry, I went to buy some food from the cafe, I won't bore you with the details, but I had 87 chips, 128 baked beens, 1 saussage and 5 squerts of salad cream.
It cost £2.50, of which my change was a five pound note, two pound coins, two twentys and a ten. It took 4 minutes approxmantly to make and is about 20 yards from my house.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
£2.50 for sausage chips and beans? That's not bad

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
I'm very pleased with the value.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
I wish I had sausage chips and beans for £2.50.
Unforunately I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
Still, you have a wife and kids who love you very much.... swings'n'round-a-bouts.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
I might have to go rethink my life.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)

life dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
oh man did you salt pepper and vinegar it? how many shakes?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
No salt, so there was no shaking of the salt mill. There also wasn't any pepper, which also means there wasn't any shaking of a pepper mill.
I decided to not put vinegar on it on account of the salad cream, so there wasn't any vinegar shaking.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
fat chips or thin chips?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
I hope they are sort of middle sized chips.
Or fat ones.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
Thin, americans would call them 'fries'.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)
food is good
your name reminds me of this guy, not specifically sure why but it always has... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Jack Is it a good likeness?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
Spot on.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)