I wished my penis got bitten by a poisenous snake while I'm out on a date so I can be like "QUICKLY, SUCK OUT ALL THE POISON !!!!"
Man, what a smooth operator would that make me !!
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)

*pats on the head*
You're a funny little jew boy.
( jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)

I'm going home now, please leave me a lovely message for me to read when I get back.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)

www.stewart.army.mil/dpw/fish/nonvenomous_snakes.htm here you go, to help you in your research as you choose the ideal pet to help you meet girls
( vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)

there's a new girl up there ^
maybe you should have saved your secret pulling tactics for a different thread, now she'll see it coming.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)