Look you
I've been looking at this place for a while now. If I couldn't look after myself or cry every time some, I believe the preferred term is twunt, calls me a spak or a mong I wouldn't have joined. Go for it big boy, I can give as good as I get given.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)

HURRAH! Well done that legfail!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)

not on talk, we will call you a cunt, you spastic chairbound shit machine, do the nhs a favour and die eh

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)

no offence, like.

( MrA, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)

I'm pretty sure he does mean offense.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)

Oi! That's The LOVELY mongy you're talking about The LOVELY Wildheart Baby.
He's too LOVELY to offend ANYONE.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)

Lovely as that is...

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)

fuck

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)

wait a minute
weren't we talking about playing the trumpet? this seems more like tromboning
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)

I couldn't play a trombone.
I fail the arm count by one.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)

does that mean you go round in circles in your wheelchair?
just askin.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

If I want to, which I dont.
They've invented this brilliant thing now. A wheelchair with a motor! Imagine that?
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

two stroke or four stroke?
two stroke is better
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:21, archived)