What regular sex? I bet you are right too.
I did have a husband but the shit left me. I have a son of 7 and a chap. A WHOLE chap at that.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)

Steady on there, he likes them young.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)

i must be doing something wrong.
did you have to leave the house to get him?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)

you're not going to get a single reply from this lot now

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)

fail.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

A chap?
Is that like one half of a pair of chaps?
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

i think it's like a bedsore

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)

I had them in hospital thanks.
My bum looked like a lump of raw meat.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)

pics or GTFO

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)

i made myself feel a bit sick then

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)

I imagine it was something like this
tiny.cc/q5ise
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)

Have you thought about donating your body to culinary science?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)

no Ben, just no.
But thanks for asking.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:24, archived)