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Those questions are boring.
Where should I go on holiday that's cheapish and superfun?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
Hilsea

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
Sell it to me.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
There is a lido
That is often closed mid-season due to some sort of HSE violation. That's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)
FIT.
I would like to be beside the seaside actually but Hilsea sounds a bit mank. No offence, forum banter etc.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
No, you're right...it's rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
It's near me.
You can tug me off over your tits while talking russian.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
Niet.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
Ungh.
That's plenty ta.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
I do not mean these things.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
Dr Stiffhardo

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)
Battleship Potemkock

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
letter to brezknob

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)
would you like to buy hilsea?
a fiver, to you.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
For a fiver you could buy Hilsea, Landport and Buckland.
And the Freedom of Copnor
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
i have literally no idea what you are talking about.
don't stop though. i like the confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
Old Portsmouth, Southsea, Milton, Baffins
Doing anything for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
oh man, baffins.
this is like that bit from a fish called wanda, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
And get free hand jobs from mike handcock for life

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
pfft...cock

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
does it have both a hill and a sea?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
it's sort of like some hills

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
no, not really
There's a sort of big river that runs towards the sea...but there aren't any hills. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
No.
But within a mile or so there is a hill and in the other direction there is the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
Shell Island in Wales.
It's famous for shells, so they reckon. Or hop on a cheap flight to Berlin, or Tallinn, or the Balkans or something.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
nowhere
holidays are pointless. Yours was an even shitter question.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
Your comment was the shittest you misanthropic rust bucket.
Go have a pina colada and a wank. Enjoy life a little. I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY GRRRMACHINE!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
I'm very happy
I just changed the oil in my car, and spilt it everywhere. And even that's more enjoyable and less polluting than modern tourism.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
Did you rub it all over yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
It's proper engrained into my pores
the most appropriate word here is "slathered".
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
PHWOAR.
You just keep on basting yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)
Felixstowe.
I'm lying, it's SHIT.

I don't know. Camping is costing me £20 a night, which I think is fairly cheap for August.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
it's still better than lowestoft.
lowestoft is fucking terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
Oh Christ this.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
it's proper third world.
i went once when my daughter was very tiny. there was a market populated by neanderthals in cheap leisurewear. everyone was on drugs. on reflection, it was a bit like pitsea, but actually near the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
Skegness was a place of similar interest
I'm tempted to not go there ever again
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
Heh.
You have NEVER been to Dare Valley Country Park.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:57, archived)
Or Trecco Bay.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
Pentonville.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
Sounds VERY boutique!

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
Tres chic, cherie
www.screenwork.nl/images/Amy/Pentonville.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
Take a cheap flight to Krakow, ride the bus to Zakopane, rent an apartment and climb the mountains
You get views like this
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
if you look closely at the shore of the smaller lake
there's a hostel there, where you can spend the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
That is absolutely staggeringly beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)
It wasn't an easy walk, hands and knees part of the way
but renting a studio apartment is about 40 quid a night, flights and food are cheap, and there's a lift to the top of the mountains so you can just stroll around from there.

It's well worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)
next door

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
DIGGERLAND!
'Noon The LOVELY Tee Eff Dee.
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
'Noon Stuj!
We really must arrange to meet soon. Mini Oxford bash, just like the old times.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
When it was all fields.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)