I snogged my cousin when we were sixteen
Does that count?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)

are you both the same gender?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)

Nope
And she's a second cousin
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)

what, your aunts brought her home from the factory where they worked
because she wasn't good enough to be sold in the shops?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)

She's from Hungary so that's not far off her life
We sold her brothers, they make fine breeding stock for the Romanians
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)

breeding soup
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)

*Keeps schtum*

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)

would've been better if you'd said *keeps mum*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)

*Hint*
_profile
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)

oh....dear
oh well...such is life. I judge not.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)

;p

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)

Just keeping it in the family, eh?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)

Well, vice is nice....

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)

incest is best

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)

But I heard that vice are paedophiles.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)

So's Pete Townsend.
It doesn't mean we're not allowed to like his music anymore does it Jaction?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)

That is exactly what it means, the EXCELLENT stuj.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)

Well, at least that means nobody's allowed to play ANY Michael Jackson songs ever again.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)

But at least I'm not Bert.
_{she was a second or third cousin and in the remedial class at her school, so not full retard}
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)

You're a hero
Just so you know that
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)

my cousin was more like a sister to me except that we had less sex

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)

my cousin and i used to do dirty msn chat
great times
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)

Yeah.
I'm thinking this is a bit wrong here...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

bear in mind his cousin was 9 at the time

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)

no she was 27 i think

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)

well that makes it alright then

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)

exactly

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)

:/

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)

SNOGGY COUSIN FUN TIMES

( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)