I'm just popping to the shops for a couple of hours.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)

i wouldn't know how to do that

( mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

I can make notes if you like.
And tell you all about it when I get pack.
I am very hungry because I have not been slamming fistfuls of pie into my face all morning for a change.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)

ok, i usually go shopping for half an hour tops

( mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)

Wife.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)

yeah i just read about that problem further down, sorry about that

( mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

Appeciate it.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)

I DONE A PICTURE !
b3ta.com/board/10453793
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)

i shan't be commenting as you never did on my last picture :(

( mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

Was I even around? I was probably in hospital, not on my death bed or anything, so I guess I could have commented, but maybe I was in x-ray which is in the basement and my phone doesn't work down there.
Or maybe I was having a colonoscopy at the time, I've had a few of those, so I might have been.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)

hey it's cool, i understand, nevermind, there is always next year

( mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)

I'm pleased my disabilitating dire health condition didn't sully your online drawing sharing experiance.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)

no problem, i'm glad it turn out well for me to be fair

( mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)

I'm just letting you know that I'm using the trolling tactic of not replying here.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:57, archived)

:)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-13819764
( mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

Stupid backwards pessents.
At least this will show the "[Muslim Countries with other backward practises] are peasent lower life forms" lot that this sort of thing isn't restricted to the Arabs and Africans.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)

I think he's proposing to you mongy.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)

very nice, i wonder if he'd like to come and see the eels with me

( mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

Is Glued Eel allowed visitors again now then?
Only after what happened to that coach party I thought they were keeping him under extra security now.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)

i'm not paying 50 quid to watch glued eel drink frij

( mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)

It's been called the performance spectacle of the decade though mongy.
He won the Turner prize for it.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)

That's a disgrace, it isn't art unless he can drink a frij and make it look like a bowl of fruit, or some cliffs or a horse.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)

He drinks it through his eyes.
And it comes out of his ears.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)

I read it's like a pre-rafrijjelite thing apparently

( vladimir, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

It is?
Wow, I didn't know that.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)

no not really, I never read about art as I hate it

( vladimir, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

well i got my tickets, this wants to be worth it

( mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)

Liar.
Once more you fill the internet with untruth.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)

Just waiting for Wife.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)

If that really is your name.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)

What shops?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)

Game. One Legged Jockey. WILKINSONS. Primark. Spar. Boxhalls.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

Fetch me some porn, some booze and a cornetto then ta chap.
'ning
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)

Do you want Fat and Pregnant, or Grannies Do Anal?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

Either, I'm not fussy.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)

not what i've heard

( mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)

As long as they're willing to wear a Ding mask, have their bum painted gold and shout "ARNO!" and "HUN DAN!" I'll do more or less anything.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)

ding was a bot stuj, let it go

( mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)

LIES mongy.
Both me and Scott actually spoke to her, and Mooey got mail from her. SHE IS OUR INCOHERENT GOLDEN BUMMED GODDESS AND SHE WILL RETURN! Oh yes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

NO!!!!!!!


:(
( robh, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

He's a BLASPHEMER!
She WILL return. HUN DAN! ARNO!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)

have you gone yet?

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

he'll be in Greggs elbowing his way past all the other customers by now

( spesh., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)