we should try to guess the connection

( vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)

go on then

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)

because they deliver
and he only owns one pair of shoes that aren't high heels and would be embarrased going to the shops in secret evening wear?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)

the cat prefers indian, but because of pissing on your shoes you are punishing the cat by getting chinese instead
( vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)

The local Chinese serves dishes that taste of piss
and the smell has put him in the mood?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)

Cat pisses on shoes.
Grrrmachine kicks cat- hard.
Cat dies.
Waste not, want not.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)