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I'm sure the puerile childishness would have been overlooked or maybe even enjoyed
if the game itself was any good, but everything I've read seems to agree that it's really poorly made as well, considering the 14 year development time.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)
It's a shame
can't win 'em all though. I'll probably still pick it up when it drops below £20, and if it's that bad i won't have to wait too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)
Shitting hell, I wouldn't pay more than £10 for it, if I was going to bother with it at all.
The biggest selling point seems to be that it contains the odd pair of tits and a few cock jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)
so it's the gaming equivalent of QOTW?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
There's a few good lines in it that made me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)

and you can grab a shit out of a loo and throw it!
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:57, archived)
Sounds hilarious, reserve me a copy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:58, archived)
They probably had to rewrite it from scratch every time a new platform came out.
And then rushed to finish it before the Xbox 720, PS4 or whatever is next. There's no excuse for spending that long though, considering the resources they must have been able to throw at it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)
That's no excuse for using the same aliens and weapons as duke 3d

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
What happened was 3D Realms acted like a teenager who hadn't done their homework for about 12 years
until they all got shitcanned, then 2K and Gearbox came along and made a right fucking hash of it, which they then ported over to the Xbox, badly.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)
Quote taken directly from the back-of-box copy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)