Headbutted in the pants
and slipped barefoot on stone stairs, shaving the back of my ankle with a marble edge. Surprisingly painful.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)

you have marble stairs?
posh git, and bad choice considering how slippery marble is.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)

It's necessary
otherwise the solid gold kitchen might look a bit ostentatious.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)

can't argue with that
diamond toilets?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

I got headbutted in the vag once
when I went swimming. That wasn't fun.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

did they end up wearing you like a swimming cap?

a bright orange furry swimming cap
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

They'd look like some sort of troll doll

( magnum, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

....
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)