Oh sorry. I thought this was a reply.
You know, because it says Post a new message.

Carry on.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 5:28, archived)

oh shit, what's this?
this isn't the "fucking toss it in the fucktruck, you bellend" button
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 6:29, archived)

Whats this?
no fucking free cider? that is the last time I ever click on the `click here if you want free cider` button
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:19, archived)

[click here for free cider. no really]

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)

you're so mean.

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

hmm, the link is broken
not enough htmls, probably
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

Try internetting it to your ROM.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

Have you backtraced it?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

i might reverse the polarity

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)

An engineer's wife asks him to go the shops.
"Pick up a carton of milk," she says, "and if they have eggs, get six."
A while later he returns with six cartons of milk. When asked why, he says "They had eggs."
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:18, archived)

that's actually pretty good

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)

Yeah, it's not bad.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)

have you heard about that new book on poltergeists?
it's flying off the shelves
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)

Really? Sounds interesting. Who wrote it?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)

The same guy who wrote the book about the Yellow River.
I.P. Freely.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)

A ghost writer

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)

ghost rider?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

No time to read that
I'm reading a fantastic book about antigravity. I can't put it down.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)

I've been reading e-books for the past week
And I'm afraid I'm never going to come down.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)

i started one about recycling and waste disposal in a modern society.
turns out it was just rubbish.
( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)

I read one about canine genitalia.
It was the dog's bollocks.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)

calling something the dog's bollocks originally meant it was obvious, ie. sticks out like a sore thumb or the testicles of a hound.
it is only recently (well, 1980s) that it has come to mean good.
( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)

your joke still works though, doccy P

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)

So if dog testicles are made of thumbs how come they didn't evolve into hands?
Looks like your precious science doesn't have ALL the answers.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)

into hands, YET.
jeez. give them time.
( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

i heard it was something to do with lego. or is that just a myth?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

no, that's a female moth.

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

According to Jeremy Paxman it's an old printers' term.
Are you calling Paxman a cunt?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)

sure, why not
www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/dog's%20bollocks.html (this one supports what binky said and what you said)
www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/43/messages/1022.html (this one debunks what i said)
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)

it's a good myth, though.

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)

female moths all look the same to me

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)

I don't get it.
Do the eggs produce the milk?
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)

Eggy cup.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)

as an accredited engineer
I resent this. Even if it is accurate.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)

I'm not sure I can, this has messed up my whole day now

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:26, archived)

He should set up a phone line for people affected by this incident.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:28, archived)

It's a definite topic for a liveline call in

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:32, archived)

JOE, HE PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON, JOE.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:34, archived)

MY LIFE@S ALL OVER THE PLACE NOW JOE, I@M IN BITS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)

And now we have Ben Dunne on the line, for some fucking reason.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:41, archived)

"MY BROTHER RYAN DIED"

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:43, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)

Hahaha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:41, archived)