He doesn't know though, as he's fictional.
Easy mistake to make, so I'll let you off.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)

YOU.
a) you coming over next weekend? You can stay and everything.
b) SIGN UP FOR CHRISTMAS
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)

we have to sign up for Christmas now?
it's always just kind of happened before.
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)

Last year there was only 4 of us.
And one of them was another b3tan's Real Doll.

Nice lass. We had a quick bunk-up in the gents.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)

I plan on telling everyone about the hardware of the ps3

( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)

I am but I have no idea how I'm getting there as driving's probably not an option.
I'll figure something out though.

WHAT IS CHRISTMAS?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)

WHERE'S MY FUCKING INVITE?
I HATE YOU.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)

It's on the calendar
you sack of shit
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)

OH. I WISH I COULD COME.
BUT I CAN'T. PROBABLY.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)

NOT CHRISTMAS YOU FUCK,
THIS WEEKEND. I WANT TO COME AND SLEEP WITH YOU.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)