Binky probably.
Yes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)

she's such a tearaway

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

Yeah The LOVELY Beardo.
It's true.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

HI GUYS

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

EEP!
*Emergency pandering*
'Ning LOVELIEST EVER Binkybinkybinky.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)

that's better i guess, alright, so what's going on here?

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

Nothing, binky.
Nothing, honestly.
Oh God, please don't hurt us.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)

OH ER HEY THERE
we were just talking about... um, how nice you are. yeah that's it
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

BINKY IS GREAT I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO HER

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

I heard she stole ALL baldmonkey's Haribos and punched him in the face til he cried.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)

And then she refused to give him her insurance details.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

i spoke to the loveliest insurance chappy yesterday
he was sympathetic and friendly and northern and very reassuring. first nice callcentre monkey in 4 calls this week.
( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)

When i first got here
Binky was so lovely i nearly cried.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

BINKY IS THE LOVELIEST PERSON ON THIS WEBSITE

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

AW MAAAN that's sweet

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)

yayyy theobanbanban

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

Sorry Miss oh god

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)

totally assumed it was stuj posting this

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)

I got rid of my beard today, I'm no longer a stujalike

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

your nude chin offends me
cover it up
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

But interview! I didn't want to look like a homeless anymore

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)

wear a bandana over your face then, like a cowboy
unless you're applying to be a builder or plumber
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

Too late boss, it's already done
The blade has been set to the throat and cleansed of wayward hairs
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)

Bumchin?
Makes old ladies faint in horror.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)

he moons people with his face

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

Moonface?
cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/moonface02_the_faraway_tree_blyton.jpg
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

looks even weirder than I remember it being

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

It's how i imagine Mortal Wombats dreams look like.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

I have a bumchin
and it's SENSATIONAL
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

Twohats?
Twochins more like.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

AHA!
I got rid of almost ALL my hair and MOST of my beard yesterday Wednesday the LOVELY Dopplegangerban.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)