When you go on holidays you sing "Oh I do like to be the seaside..."
Because you're so fat.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

I don't understand your joke so I'm not going to get dreadfully UPSET ONLINE
you little fucking prick.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

Shut it, you slag.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

What the fuck?
What the fuck did you say to me you little shit?
I just can't believe you went there.
I just CAN'T believe you went there, and here, of all places, in public.
Do you think you're fucking clever?
Well do you?
Fucking little spazhound.
I'm going to brainwound you so hard you literally won't know what hit you.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

Oi, get a room you two.
The flirting's getting a little shameless now.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)

Out of the way, youngster.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

Watch it grandad, she'll snap you in half.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

www.politics.ie/media/163995-michael-healy-rae-won-celebrity-programme-after-3600-calls-dail-phone-mail.html
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

Quick poll, everyone.
Dr Preference aside, does anyone here give a single shit about irish politics?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)

I care in a vague large scale events type way but I don't really know very much so the bits of infighting don't interest me.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)

The LOVELY Tee Eff Dee: VOICE OF REASON!
*Panders*
I'm going to be drinking in That Oxford on Thursday and would like to buy you a drink if you're free that afternoon / evening.
This invitation also applies to The LOVELY Windy Pig, The LOVELY Wynoh, The LOVELY Hankster(assuming that he still lurks occasionally) and any other LOVELY Oxfordshire or nearby based /talk types who may be able to attend.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)

Sounds excellent.
I'm free that day so whenever you fancy. I shall gaz you my number as long as you don't use it for creepy purposes. Promise?!?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)

HURRAH!
:D
I'm only a BIT rapey and ever so slightly creepy.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

In fact it's probably safer for you if I just GAZ you mine.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:50, archived)

Can't promise
but Gaz me time and place and a secret code for recognising you in the flesh and i'll see what i can do.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

I'll be the one with a penguin hanging from my trousers.
I usually drink in the Glouc but am willing to meet pretty much anywhere that I don't have to wear a suit or smart shoes and stuff.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

I vote Turf.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)

Is it tourist season or Student season at the Turf?
Student season is easier because at least they seem to know how to order from the bar, even if they are all drinking piss weak lager.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)

It's exams and tourist season unfortunately so worst of both worlds.
But they do have the best selection of beers in the city centre.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:09, archived)

True, 10 handpumps is hard to beat
Have you been to Far from the Madding Crowd, they've got 6 handpumps, and although a little more expensive it's a better atmosphere and the beer has never been bad. (first pub i ever worked in so possibly biased)
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:14, archived)

Do you really live in OX3?
What's your pizza restaurant? I need somewhere to go to eat tomorrow, is it any good?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)

I am in OX3 at my borthers while my house is being done
Was living in Summertown, bought a house in Osney but i work in Witney. Well, when i can walk i work in Witney.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)

Nice nice.
Is Witney a bit of a dump? It always seems a trifle dull to me. Excellent pizza though?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)

Witney is O.K
It sure fucking beats Abingdon. But yeah, typically dull Market town with attached council estate. It's amazing the change from lovely sunday afternoon shopping on the high to full on brawling on saturday night. I'm looking to get out of restaurants and back in to some sort of lovely village pub i reckon. I'm not cooking anymore, went front of house to escape the stress, but i can vouch for my head chef and his team as damn good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)

Just down the road from me in Cartoonton then.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)

I have been to Carterton once
was running a little gastro-pub in Cassington and fell asleep on the bus home. Luckily you have friendly bar-staff in whichever pub it was i stumbled in to.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)

off to bed now Oxford Sub-thread
And to anyone else still awake i wish you a good night. Go to bed soon, or, if you're time zone allows, go out and enjoy the sun.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:31, archived)

Goodnight, flatulent porcine.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)

G'night chap.
Woah, crew just coming in.
Later /talk.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 2:07, archived)