I'm driving up to the Lithuanian border
and I'm going to stay in a one-room shack with no running water, for four days
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)

Sounds like you're going to enjoy it

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)

Sounds comfier than a bivvy.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)

I'm taking a hammock with me, just in case

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)

you should get a nash indulgence bedchair, you can get the wideboy one if you are a fat fucker

( mongychops, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

Are you going to record an album or just make some pipe bombs?

( Zuowan, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)

i hope he is filming scenes for 'transporter 4', man i love those films

( mongychops, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)

It's going to be more like 'Misery'
but with fewer sledgehammers
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)

tell me you are not going away with a fat kathy bates look a like, oh grrr, sadtimes

( mongychops, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)

no, but I'm sure while I'm there I'll get molested by an appreciative fan
there are many of them around
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)

i'm going to set off tonight just to see if i can catch a glimpse of you in the wild

( mongychops, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)

I'm like an anti-Bigfoot
always focused
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)

I hope you don't get robbed by bandits

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)

I will keep an ear out for donkeys, dogs, roosters and cats

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)