b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 7230200

Look, we all know some of his films were shit, but sending in the military is a bit extreme.
news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-national/afghan-attack-designed-to-sap-will-smith-20110630-1gro8.html

What's your weekend plan?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
I'm driving up to the Lithuanian border
and I'm going to stay in a one-room shack with no running water, for four days
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
Sounds like you're going to enjoy it

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
Sounds comfier than a bivvy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
I'm taking a hammock with me, just in case

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
you should get a nash indulgence bedchair, you can get the wideboy one if you are a fat fucker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
Are you going to record an album or just make some pipe bombs?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
i hope he is filming scenes for 'transporter 4', man i love those films

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
It's going to be more like 'Misery'
but with fewer sledgehammers
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
tell me you are not going away with a fat kathy bates look a like, oh grrr, sadtimes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)
no, but I'm sure while I'm there I'll get molested by an appreciative fan
there are many of them around
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
i'm going to set off tonight just to see if i can catch a glimpse of you in the wild

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
I'm like an anti-Bigfoot
always focused
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
I hope you don't get robbed by bandits

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
I will keep an ear out for donkeys, dogs, roosters and cats

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
has he started putting punctuation in his name in an effort to be more like will.i.am?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
Yes. Sure, that must be it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
you do not get to be sarcastic about weak comedy

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
weak?
ow
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)
I'm going karting on Saturday followed by drinking and eating...
finished just in time for my hangover to kick in
(likeajackhammer, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
Drink before karting.
That makes it more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
I'll get one of those hats with can holders on the side...
it's the only way
(likeajackhammer, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
Is this the kind of shit that makes you a comedian?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
saturday followed by sunday, if i'm lucky

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
You've given up on Girls Aloud and moved on to a newer girlband?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
no way, i saw those chicks on the telly and there is a big fat unit in the group, no fat chicks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
Bloody Smooth Radio
Playing the same song twice within the hour. What a bunch of inept tools. argh make it stop!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
Is it not in your power to make it stop?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
I AM A MAN
WHO WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR HONOUR!!!

Ack. Today is the day I think about starting to ask about the potential to discuss a motion to turn it off.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
whoa, wasn't that the 'karate kid' sound track, steady on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
and now we're sitting on the dock of the bay
three shit, one excellent...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
KISS FROM A CUNTING ROSE
That did it! It's off!!!!

For now...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
you keep harping on about this
maybe it is YOU who should *puts on sunglasses* 'change the record'

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
I am slightly confused
that people remember the shit I've said here.

kinda scary. A bit like the prospect of asking for "The Usual" in one of the drinking shops I see out in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
We've got Absolute 80s on in the office
they just played Walk The Dinosaur - a school disco classic!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
novelty wears out though
first day it was on it was Absolute, which was bearable. Not Smooth. Just opt-out radio.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
Every day I thank the lord I don't have to work in an English office any more.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
Yeah, now you've got 'Kung Fu Fighting' on perpetual loop
/casual racism
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)
Silence here unless I decide to listen to something.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
I try to make out I love music so so much and all that
but I generally just work in silence too. And only really listen to talky talking radio. shame
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
Some work, then some more work, then more work, and to finish more work.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
Festivalling and booze.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
It would be really fun if you drank so much you fell over and broke your other arm.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
I'm off next week, so I foresee 'not much moving' and 'lying on my back wheezing'

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
Exciting times. I hope you tweet all about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
Fucking will
Need to keep those couple of hundred people up to date with all the shiznit that goes down in my wacky life
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
This is my weekend plan
godiva.coventry.gov.uk/

Also drinking, dancing, and planning a theatre break and a trip to Amsterdam with my ma.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
at latitude i'll probably see the cribs and john shuttleworth

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
Yeah I'm a fucking hero
cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/578926744468622530/AC000B33E6DF55E8B86C30A5CD5773D0615D04E0/
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
i'm going to be really terrible at tf2. just so you know.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)
Click on the bad guys
That makes your gunny-wun shooty-woot at the baddies
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)
what if they click on me though? D:

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
You get a free hat.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)
I broke down JA
I was so strong but then I bought a hat and some googly eyes

but in all fairness I look FANTASTIC:
cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/578926744448258088/28C787DADB1FCCB2FEC17B0CA3BC67C16EB67073/
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
I don't know why they put all those guns in my hat sim.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
I wanna play online
I wanna wanna
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
a-zig-a-zig-aaah

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
7.30 tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
I'm IN.
I got the charging targe yesterday, it's great fun
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
I still don't have any unlocks for the demoman, I reckon the charging targe and the shield look brilliant
Can't hit owt for shit with the default grenade launcher
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)
Just takes practice.
Blowing up a scout with one shot is immensely satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
Demoman, scout, sniper are the three classes I'm just absolutely hopeless with
Mainly because I'm not so good at twitch shootery, give me pyro anyday
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)
I mostly play engie/medic/sniper
but I've been playing demo the last few days as I wanted to do some more achievements. Just don't ask me to soldier, I hate that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
I found the soldier alright the few times I've tried it
Usually what I do is just take the class no-one else is, or pyro if I can. It's brilliant at the moment, no-one's checking their backs and everyone's playing spy or sniper, meaning it's a backburner crit heaven right now
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
I like Sniper and Spy as I like to do sneaky kills from the shadows than storm in guns blazing.
Saying that, I occasionally break out the Heavy when the occasion merits it
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
Ooh, I'll give it go (I've not had any luck logging onto online yet)
Though I may not be able to start until nearer 8
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
If you're having an issue whereby the server browser and 'play now' buttons aren't bringing any servers up
Shut down Steam, go to your Steam folder and then delete the clientregistry.blob and then open User data, then find your user folder and delete the 440 folder in there.

Just cos a load of people seem to be having that (including me)
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
Mine was on-off yesterday.
But It seems to be random.
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
I find sometimes the 'play now' button is just slow to populate

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)
Looks like steam are lookign into it.
forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=23197038&postcount=61
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)
It's great to just jump in, on your own sometimes, and practise.

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
It's a b3ta TF2 bash!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
Maybe there should be a Steam Group?
I nominate Theo to make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
Too late, there already is one
You're late to the party, bub
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
WHY WAS I NOT INVITED?

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
Found it, joined it, Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
Me too but they're on the stupid pc version.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)
I could bring the Thunder!
cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/578927200832573039/73F9F3B14DF1AC730EBD9F61478D6416297B81EE/

But I have a new mainboard to install after breaking one by trying to water it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
The Cribs are brilliant.
But the last gig wasn't that great. The Young Knives gig the night before pissed all over their three piece come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
i want to see the black keys

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)
Me too :(

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
this them losing johnny marr?
he sure fucked up Modest Mouse. What an ace band they used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)
They were still good with Johnny Marr.
I was apprehensive about JM joining The Cribs. I didn't think they needed him (and they really didn't) but it meant that when I saw them in Leamington the year before last, I got to see one of my all time heroes as well as the brothers Jarman. I did a bit of a squee. I was well star struck - I'm a massive Smiths fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
Nude horse riding?
Bloody furries
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)

laying play bark
going to the school fete
wallowing in self pity
wrapping all the wifes birthday presents
taking my little girl to gym and her not participating at all
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
Actually I have to do some exercise of sorts too.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
that's a rubbish poem

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
It's a Haiku you fucking cretin.
get some culture, you palestine.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
Dad's back in the country
so it'll be talking shop, eating all kinds of overindulgent crap and church on sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
Hurrah for Church
there is nothing hypocritical, immoral or fucked up about it all, no way!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
*starts crusade*
It's more for him, he's very old-school
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)
repairing some computers for some cash and gardening
annual leave next week :)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)
what kind of computering do you do then?

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)
I'm going here for this tomorrow.
westcoastlive.co.uk/#/fozzy-feature/4548257643
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)
to mope like a miserable cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
I see you're getting off to a head start
Oh hoo hoo hee hee ha ha, belly-laugh etc
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
I'm not sure I'll fit all my moping into two days
so as you say, I'm making a start now
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
Why don't you pay someone to mope around the house for you
giving you the time to do fun stuff?
*files application for patent at Patent Office*
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
DEPLOY THE MOPE-O-MATIC 3000!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
Plans to spend the weekend outdoors
Saturday playing with toy helis in a field
Sunday playing at being Ray Mears in a woodland
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)