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yeah, it is quiet these days
i wish i could just bring back a load of people to keep me entertained. damn them and their free will
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:02, archived)
can someone script some fake ex-b3tans?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:03, archived) 


#!/bin/bash

if [ 1 ]
then
   echo cunt
fi

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:03, archived)
Needs more Hank and Gilgamesh
orlwaez n r hartz
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:03, archived)
gigglymess was here just the other day

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:17, archived)
Aye
I saw him. I think he only pops up to see if he can get banned.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:24, archived)
I well fancy that bird off the telly, here's a picture of her in a compromising position, now about my mental ex-girlfriend...
/Hankster
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)
There are a good few who werwe genuinely
entertaining people, but oddly a few who were uproarious on the board but really lame ducks when you met them IRL.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:06, archived)
it's easier to be funny when you have time to type something up
when it's off the cuff it's harder
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:16, archived)
I agree,
but in some case we are talking cripplingly introverted.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)
I am much funnier online than in real life
make of that what you will.

If I come to a "bash" then I'll be the one in the corner smiling politely.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
they expect a lot, get a little and then rage quit.
Much like a 12 year old playing online games.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:29, archived)
who are 'they'?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:31, archived)
You know- them.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)
They watch.
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:36, archived)
The old B3tans that don't come around anymore.
They complain that its shit and everyone is shit then leave.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)
i see
i didn't know if you were talking about newbs or oldbs
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:42, archived)
It seems to be that anyone that's been here less than 5 years is branded as "shit"
unless you like football of course
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:48, archived)
Not seen hardly any football stuff here
one of the good things about it.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:50, archived)
How would we play?
We are all too fat.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:01, archived)
Personally I just laugh at those playing it
With their health and their enjoyment and their friends and smiling faces. Fools!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)
Who needs that?
All that money too. Blah.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:15, archived)
Fresh air and going outdoors is overrated.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
I wonder if the site will implode if all the B3TANS older than 5yrs leave.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
that's not true and you are a living example.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:56, archived)
and YOU are luvvly
I have been called shit a bunch of times though. Mainly by JMG though. Don't know if that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)
hypotheses:
1)JMG is an act relying on bravado
2)JMG doesn't look at usernames or posts that aren't his own
3)there's an awful lot of shitslinging that goes on, online, and eventually everyone gets caught
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:13, archived)
I think this an accurate view

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:14, archived)
i think the only person who doesn't like me is mortal wombat
i'm sure plenty of people are indifferent but he's the only one i get ire from
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)
i wind up frisbee adam and probably blue star and oh do you remember sexface, he got REALLY disenchanted with me.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
is that because you weren't interested in his penis?
i'm being nice to adam now
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:22, archived)
i'm a dreadful no-penises bully :(

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
i've always suspected as much

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)
Awww.
*zips up*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:40, archived)
speaking of good people who aren't here any more...
can you think of any?

I KID, I KID. hello RR
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:43, archived)
Yoyo, you hairy nicer.
I've been on here over 6 years now, and people have been complaining that it's shit ever since then.

Flaming newbies doesn't help, neither does a focus on mundane, everyday threads, rather than opportunities for debate/humour.

The main issue is that people start falling out of love with the place when the people who were around when they joined start to disappear. They find it more difficult to relate to the newer folks who perhaps are a bit more cliquey with others and they find that they aren't as revered as they once were.

Or they get a job/girlfriend/life.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:51, archived)
I'm easy meat, though
*waves* quick hi, so much tea to make lol etc
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)
fwiw I have no opinion about you
You're in the group of usernames that I can't tell apart yet. All lowercase and fairly short and 'm'y. Same for baldmonkey and that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)
are you calling me background noise?
...dude
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
hell no
I'm saying I can't remember who said what. I *think* i've had some good talkythings with you, but it may have been someone else. or you AND someone else....

It's just *literally* the shape of your username.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:33, archived)
speaking of names
what does yours mean?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)
I don't know
it's from this - www.7digital.com/stores/mute/artists/foil/spread-it-all-around-plus-bonus-tracks/

based the Urusei Yatsura song "Kewpies like watermelons" I think it's possibly *something* to do with boobs but I am not sure.

And there are Kewpie dolls, which are awful. Maybe there's one that looks like me...

bit of an embarrasing name to say outloud, but I've been using it so long for all sorts of things online...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:40, archived)
i, um, see?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:46, archived)
You're meant to feel enlightened damnit!

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:53, archived)
wait...
are you calling BALDMONKEY background noise?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:28, archived)
see now it's in caps, he's come alive!

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
I doubt you've really given many people any reason to dislike you.
You've always come across to me as one of the more affable people on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)
i'm hella easy to aff

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)
Anyway- you like RHCP- or at least I assume you do
So that's a plus in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
i hope the new album is better than the last one

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:35, archived)
Soon find out
Can't seem to find any leaked copies in the usual places, so I guess the security must be pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:49, archived)
you have a beard...that's good enough for me

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxAT7DtQfeA
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
BEARD CAGE!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:43, archived)
IT HAS A DOOR

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:50, archived)