I want to run away somewhere
But I don't want to end up on the streets.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:02, archived)

run in the park then

( spesh., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:03, archived)

you'll only get to the end of the road,
because you can't cross without your mum holding your hand. Just make a den in the garden with a keep out sign, and be really selective about which teddies you take.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:03, archived)

I still have my teddies actually
except they're ducks, Toldi duck, Scruffy Jemima and Fluffy Jemima
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:06, archived)

BUT WHICH ONE IS ALLOWED IN THE ULTRA SECRET BONGO DEN?
THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:07, archived)

Toldi
The other two are under lock and key, far too fragile these days. Toldi watches me every night and day from her standpoint on the shelf. I saved up a pound a week until I had 15 pounds to buy her when I was six. She's still GORJUS.

I need a girlfriend.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:10, archived)

you sound weird, no offence

( spesh., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:11, archived)

um, yeah, well, um good,
carry on.


_nutter
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:13, archived)

girl boy
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:14, archived)

why would a man who only likes men be interested in girly things?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:19, archived)

Oh right, I assumed it was a girly girl.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:22, archived)

^^vis-a-vis the posts above
you're all boring, and wrong, good night, good luck with your next endeavours in stereotyping and trying to alienate people who aren't "normal". I thought b3ta was better than this. I would get a boyfriend if I was gay. Is that funny? I dunno. Not sure what your point was either homophobic cunts.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:26, archived)

GREAT TROLLING WOULD READ AGAIN A+++++++

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:28, archived)

That's got to be the LAZIEST trolling ever,
start creepy weirdo posting, vaguely engage, give up, cover-all insult post, dissapear.

Hang on, maybe just a new form of efficient trolling. He's a hero, using up less internets to save us all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:30, archived)

bye then. weirdo.
shit flounce btw.
( spesh., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:28, archived)

did you just get touchy about being called gay on the internet?
what?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:29, archived)

I never even said it was gay, I assumed it was a girl what with having stuffed toys as an adult.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:03, archived)