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I love roxy music and im going swansea on sunday
tell me two facts about you
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:47, archived)
I loath Russell Crowe
and my toes are cold.

edit: and I'm off to bed. Na night /talk x
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:49, archived)
goodnight the LOVELY jenpots x

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:58, archived)
that makes 3, can't you count or something?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:15, archived)
i think she probably knows how many toes she has.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:19, archived)
I'm ntt.
My step son is related to Bryan Ferry.
I have a moustache tattooed on my finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:17, archived)
I love Motley Crue and I've got a day off that i'm going to waste in a wonderfully lazy way tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:50, archived)
hey bro i'm gonna waste tomorrow too,
after i've gone shopping and before i go to the pwb
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:54, archived)
I don't know if you saw below,
but I think cricket on the radio, beer in the garden is the way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:58, archived)
the reason i'm going swansea is to watch cricket, way better, beer too

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:07, archived)
Good shout,
I'll settle for the test on 5 live.
Who's playing at swansea?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:08, archived)
glamorgan, yearly outing innit, fair play its the ground of the first six sixes in an over, classy place

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:09, archived)
My dad's old place backed on to a very small cricket ground,
the amount of balls that used to come through the conservatory must have cost them fortunes in insurance.

Is it a small ground, or just very good for the bat?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:12, archived)
it was just a very good batsman

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:17, archived)
The hero that Botham deserved.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:21, archived)
botham is a total dick

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:22, archived)
This is true
although Boycott is worse.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:47, archived)
I was the 13th man on the moon
and ghost-wrote Slaughterhouse 5 for Kurt Vonnegut
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:51, archived)
I got through 2 paragraphs,
and decided to leave it.
www.doggieville.co.uk/article.php/54/23
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:53, archived)
that's an impostor, not me.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:58, archived)
i hope so,
I can't imagine someone that has been to the moon could be that boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:59, archived)
oh I dunno, look at Alan Bean, he keeps painting the same stuff over and over again

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:02, archived)
i've been diabetic for 22 years
and i have 2 Aranda fish.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:53, archived)
I can recite "Mr. Saxobeat" from memory.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:55, archived)
and.................?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:56, archived)
I can't give away facts willy-nilly.
There's a recession on, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:03, archived)
giving us another fact could be just the stimulus the economy needs

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:05, archived)
why bother giving just one fact if you aren't gonna answer my question? wtf.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:08, archived)
I'm in a bad mood and I fancy a new fish tank.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:57, archived)
I hate Bono
and I have 2 cats called Albert and Terry Nutkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:57, archived)
did you watch that film about killing bono?
I didn't. I wasn't convinced enough about it to risk my very valuable time.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:00, archived)
I didn't either
If the title had been real I might of.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:11, archived)
i never met him but i can imagine he is a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:08, archived)
My trainers are knackered
and I am writing a novel.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:59, archived)
I want to run away somewhere
But I don't want to end up on the streets.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:02, archived)
run in the park then

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:03, archived)
you'll only get to the end of the road,
because you can't cross without your mum holding your hand. Just make a den in the garden with a keep out sign, and be really selective about which teddies you take.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:03, archived)
I still have my teddies actually
except they're ducks, Toldi duck, Scruffy Jemima and Fluffy Jemima
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:06, archived)
BUT WHICH ONE IS ALLOWED IN THE ULTRA SECRET BONGO DEN?
THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:07, archived)
Toldi
The other two are under lock and key, far too fragile these days. Toldi watches me every night and day from her standpoint on the shelf. I saved up a pound a week until I had 15 pounds to buy her when I was six. She's still GORJUS.

I need a girlfriend.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:10, archived)
you sound weird, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:11, archived)
um, yeah, well, um good,
carry on.


nutter
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:13, archived)

girl boy
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:14, archived)
why would a man who only likes men be interested in girly things?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:19, archived)
Oh right, I assumed it was a girly girl.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:22, archived)
^^vis-a-vis the posts above
you're all boring, and wrong, good night, good luck with your next endeavours in stereotyping and trying to alienate people who aren't "normal". I thought b3ta was better than this. I would get a boyfriend if I was gay. Is that funny? I dunno. Not sure what your point was either homophobic cunts.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:26, archived)
GREAT TROLLING WOULD READ AGAIN A+++++++

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:28, archived)
That's got to be the LAZIEST trolling ever,
start creepy weirdo posting, vaguely engage, give up, cover-all insult post, dissapear.

Hang on, maybe just a new form of efficient trolling. He's a hero, using up less internets to save us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:30, archived)
bye then. weirdo.
shit flounce btw.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:28, archived)
did you just get touchy about being called gay on the internet?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:29, archived)
I never even said it was gay, I assumed it was a girl what with having stuffed toys as an adult.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:03, archived)
i'm a wanker
and a bit of a cunt
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:05, archived)
I reckon you might enjoy old Woody Allen films
not my thing like, but maybe yours
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:08, archived)
howz the noze?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:10, archived)
terrible!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:20, archived)
I was born in St Luke's hosspickle
I have size ten feet
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:09, archived)
haha faggy little feet

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:10, archived)
Oh hello
I mean fuck off bumlord
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:15, archived)
lololol poofy feet

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:20, archived)
I can take air from outside my body and both take it in and release it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:10, archived)
I'm slowly learning how to un-play TF2,
and I'll never have another girlfriend because I'm too picky :'(((((
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:10, archived)
what is un-play tf2?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:12, archived)
The more I play Team Fortress 2, the worse I seem to get.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:15, archived)
i am like that with running,
the further i run the worse i get at it until i have to stop completely
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:21, archived)
I just watched some Spartacus: Blood and Sand
this is a sufficient fact
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:12, archived)
I got a new job and mosquitos are all over me

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:15, archived)
I just sneezed eight times in a row
also I love Kid Creole and the Coconuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:20, archived)
i love les savy fav i think i might have a crush on the lead singer

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:24, archived)
who/what is/are les savy fav?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:30, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j8rtc9K654&feature=fvst
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:13, archived)
note, i once cuddled that man

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:14, archived)

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080608103302AAPQ2Hd
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:25, archived)
In 1992, I became the youngest ever City and Guilds qualified pub cellar man
and in prior to that, in 1991, I saved a family of four from a burning holiday home. Made the papers and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:28, archived)
Sheeiiit I missed a flounce

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:06, archived)