The kilt-wearing yorkshireman speaks the truth

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)

You're bit of a prick aren't you?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:15, archived)

I'm starting to believe it myself.
But calling someone a hypocrite shouldn't be prick-worthy, unless you've got a different memo to me.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:17, archived)

Wait, you're calling me a hypocrite?
For wearing a kilt? What planet are you from?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)

Not a hypocrite for wearing a kilt
A hypocrite for calling someone a sham, when you wore a kilt and are about as scottish as my arse.

I bet you flicked through the wedding rental catalogue of Burtons and thought 'hey my mum's best friend once noshed off a Glaswegian a decade ago, that makes me part scottish LOL' and felt that justified wearing that kilt.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:27, archived)

Are only Scottish people allowed to wear kilts then?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)

You tell me.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:32, archived)

Well it seems to be you passing judging people based on it.
I'm just asking you to justify your obvious prejudice.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)

I believe wearing traditional scottish kilts bearing non family-specific and generic tartan
Makes you look like you're wearing it solely for attention
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:38, archived)

Well it's a good thing that it was a family specific tartan then, wasn't it?
And not just any family, but my mum's side of the family. Any more sweeping generalisations?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)

all left-handed men are benders

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:44, archived)

I hear that if you touch a frisbee more than five times in your entire life you turn so gay that you have difficulty walking.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:54, archived)

Yeah: any other time of year or occasion you probably don't show off the fact that you're half scottish.
And I call bullshit with your family tartan. Burton's back-catalogue perhaps.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:48, archived)

ONLY PEOPLE WITH GOOD KNEES.

( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:46, archived)

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY FUCKING KNEES, BINKO?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)

you have a WOMAN'S knees, my lord
i'll wager those knees have never been used to paddle a raft made of the skeletons of your dead crew members
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)

the packham-loving giant squid speaks the truth

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:18, archived)

Thanks, UToL
I get a bit bored of saying it myself.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:23, archived)

I don't think you've actually called me a prick directly.
Your insults have more of a pissy and effeminate tint to them.
You should try a little harder
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)

Sorry, maybe I should call you a prick more often
you fucking prick
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:27, archived)

BETTER, Noit. Much better.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)

yeah, because it takes a real megamind to wield insults like a cudgel

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:27, archived)

adam is in an acerbic mood where he presumably thinks his words cutting, witty and wise.
or maybe he's just trollin' for a bite.
( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)

i just don't know what's going on any more
hello binky
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)

hello manolifficusmaximus.

( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)

what happened to maximinimus?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)

i think he was working hard and boffing a ladybirdblue.

( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)

fair enough

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:48, archived)

You presume wrong, I'm not attributing any quality to my comments.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:32, archived)

I still believe my previous post contained the correct words to convey my meaning.

( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)

While you show conviction, you do not know me or my intentions behind my comments, despite repeatedly claiming you do
Your belief is wrong and you are overanalysing.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)

florid overcomplex sentences don't make you sound smarter; please give it a rest.

( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:45, archived)

I'm starting to think that you think I'm being deliberately clever
Because you don't use sentences like that yourself.
Perhaps you should lay off commenting about my tone and content?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)

i don't think you are being clever in any way;
i don't use sentences like that because i can actually string words together without sounding like a twat. I know when to use a relevant tone to stop me coming across as a dickhead.
( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)

Forgive me, it's been an interesting few days
I'm just pissy and confrontational.

Edit: alright, more pissy and confrontational than usual. ffs
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)