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never fear
shit is here
(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
Hi shit
Lets get trippy
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
i love horses too

(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
Awwwwwwwwww shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
fucking magnets

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:46, archived)
shut up

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
ZZZ..

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
i wonder why 'zzzz' is used to signify sleeping or boringness, if anyone makes that noise while sleeping, they should be hung

(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
TED

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
boring

(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
ed harris has just turned up now in enemy at the gates

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
tom clarke has just tuned up in the enemy

(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
I keep meaning to watch that
any good?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
Rachel Weisz gets her arse out in it.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:46, archived)
I don't know what she looks like
I do know about Stalingrad
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
Since you didn't respond to my last reply to your screenshot
Clicky clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
Oh cool, is it 'Make yourself look like a prick on the internet' night again?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
Jesus, did you actually take the time and effort to shop that?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
Nah that's a genuine screenshot that is
CSI done checks on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:56, archived)
Well done at not getting upset at mike, there.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)
Well tbh, I wasn't the one to send
CUNT, each letter as a separate subject line.

Not upset at all, would take a hell of alot more than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
what did you get upset about?
I assume you flounced but i can't remember why?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
i think it was under rated, i always enjoy it, i think it suffered by being a bit too long, bit shallow, and jude law

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
Rachel Weisz' arse?

(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)
you don't see any bumhole, no relevant to my interests

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
Live From the Gates

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
'm giving telly a go, see if a conversation might break out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
I really like that film,
And Jude law isn't too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)
Finally,
A use for my horse cannon other than vainly promoting popular band Personality Horse
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)
you were funny once

(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
You're thinking of someone else.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)
you're right, you were never funny

(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
What spec of horse does it fire?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)
It's fairly flexible.
Can't do ponies or them stupid mini horses, otherwise we're all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
My boys have a 18 hand cannon
Shire horse went out like nothing i've seen
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:05, archived)
Wanna set up some sort of horse cannon competition?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)