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No, please don't go
When we know each other a little better maybe we could go on a picnic together or something? Or maybe just a coffee? Then when we both reach for the sugar our hands would touch and we'd get that little electric spark and we'd laugh. Then I'd try to have sex with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
Alright Gonz

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
Shit, you're right
Look, I just want to have sex with someone. I'll use any means necessary. Well..not ANY means obviously. I draw the line at drugging.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
Perhaps Adam will be able to help.
It's not much he's looking for. He wants you to take off one of his hats and slowly masturbate into it, while maintaining eye contact.
When you bust your nut, give him a gentle kiss then put the hat back on his head.

He just wants someone to make him feel special for five minutes.Think you can do that?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
I'd rather have a bath with him
No offence
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
Fucking hell two hats, another prick-tease.
You seem destined to be the bridesmaid and never the bride.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
Nobody's gay for Two Hats :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
Adam said he'd have a bath with you.
That's very gay.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
Not always
Trust me
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
It would be with him.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
Nah, it would be like having a bath with Zack Morris

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
>:|

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
Hey, I'm an AC Slater type of guy, what can I say?
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
Creepy.
He's one odd looking mofo. A sort of young Max Headroom.

SSSSSSS SENSATIONAL!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
I'd be gay for Two Hats
but I can't, being a girl and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
You could wear a strapon

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
Hell yeah.
He could suck me off and I'd call him bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
There you go two hats.
Get on your belly and suck on Blue Star's strapon.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
This is my favourite thing I have read today

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)

read done
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)

done cracked one off to
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
Ridiculous
I can't do that with people in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
Stealth wank.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
I wouldn't bother
I bummed her once, and to be honest it was a bit of a one way street.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
so you kept going further and further in but couldn't pull out?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
He's posting from inside her bum right now.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
blue star's bum is wifi enabled

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
Is that right?
*tempted*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
rent is pretty cheap too

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
It tastes like chicken

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
It's full of stars

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
YES!
Give me 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
Is Windy Pig still not letting you go at it full guns?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
No, fucking prick tease.

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
Perhaps drugs are required.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
yep. drugs. deifintely
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(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
erm. yeah. ok.
I've a spare 15 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
We could do it twice!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)