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Who are "they"? Are they "the man"?
You should stick it to them. Bust into their homes at 2am and demand they get down and give you 30.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)
I was all like "let's go do campus miles, need to fitness!"
And they were all "haha yeah no fitness lol" and then I done a sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:31, archived)
Also Gonz's analysis of my professional relationship with Janet is distressing
Oh Rocket, I'm having a TERRIBLE time :(((
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:38, archived)
Ahh well.
I'm stuck playing silly fuckers with Mono anyway... swings and roundabouts.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
So insulting me is a game now is it?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)
Suicide would seem to be the only solution.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)
Yeah, I'll suicide them 'n' all
Fuck it, imma do weights tonight. That'll show them. They'll see.
THEY'LL ALL SEE
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
That's the spirit!
You can do weights in the corner while they all have fun playing a game.

You'll have them eating out of your hand in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)

Janet wandered around in the bedroom, missing Adam dearly. The rough grip of his callused hands from excessive frisbeeing. The milky white skin. The wispy mousey facial hair. He had only left a few minutes ago but already... she needed him.

She sat on the bed, unable to function without beloved disc-thrower. Just then, she noticed something under the duvet. It was his lucky yellow frisbee. He had had it for years for winning the International Frisbee World Tournament by default by being the only player who showed up. His hands had been on this. His warm sweaty hands. Her vagina began to froth like a motorboat starting up.

Using the smooth edge of the frisbee, she begun to rub it against herself. Slow at first but couldn't hold back and begun rubbing furiously.

Adam came home, realising he forgot his lucky frisbee. He entered the bedroom and saw his beloved Janet, using his frisbee, to reach orgasmic euthoria. He couldn't control himself. He reached into his schoolboy shorts and yanked out his cock. Janet didn't even realise he was there. He stood over her, watching her loose herself, tugging himself with his frisbee arm. Just as she finished, so did he, all over her.

She removed the frisbee, now covered in a filmy juice. She looked up through his milky-yellowy semen, out of breath and grinned as the excess dripped onto her teeth.

It also cured her cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:00, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
Whelp, back to work then.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
This weekly report isn't going to write itself

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
FFS
And now it's on the fucking popular page. :|
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
I hate it when my spreadsheets don't tally

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:00, archived)
I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
Ah, it was the formulas. That'll explain it.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)