Is your French chum a chick?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)

So I'm led to believe

(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)

Hot or hairy?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)

or and
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)

I can only go by Facebook, and she's clothed.

(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)

So it's not someone you really know then.
Just some random add to facebook.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)

No, I'm not on Facebook, they are

(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)

So you're not on Facebook, and you can only go by a picture on Facebook to what she looks like.
Is she your pen-friend? Are you 12?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)

She's in prison
for being a serial killer. Someone has to make these people feel society doesn't entirely reject them.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)

They get to do facebook in prison?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:38, archived)

This is French prison
they get net access and croissants. On the down side, they do have to speak French.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)

WOAH! hold the bus here sunshine.
This just doesn't add up, I'm not comfortable with this at all. Like Ballantyne would say (in an overly aggressive manner) Ahm oot.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)

Like James Kahn would say
I'm going to make you an offer
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)

Like Hilary Devey would say: I want to drink your soul.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)

He wouldn't say that anymore
It's that weird woman trapped in an 80's fashion nightmare/Lady GaGa tribute band now.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)

GET IAN HUNTLEY OFF FACEBOOK
PEDO SKUM! HOLLY N JESICA ALWEYZ IN R HARTZ!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)

hello french lady how are you.
i had a great time on holiday and i hope you had a great time on holiday.

it is my birthday next week when is your birthday?

i am having sausages for tea what are you having for tea?

do you have a dog? i have a cat.

i have put a cartoon i drew you in this envelope i hope you like it.

lots of love

dildo bugger
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)

Damn
rumbled!
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)

Hang on a cotton-pickin' minute
How well do you know this friend?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)

We'll get to the bottom of this TH, don't you worry.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)

Turns out she's a fucking nonce in a French prison!?!?!!
He's know her since he was 12 but never actually seen her save for a picture on facebook!!

I'm not scrawling some shit drawings for a French nonce TH, no matter how many croissants are on offer.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)

Amelie or Asterix?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)