This is probably without a doubt the coolest story I've ever read.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)

The coolest story I've ever read was that one about you telling me that I'm "doing it wrong" despite the fact that I've been around long enough to know how I learn things best.

( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake.
You asked me for my opinion, I have 15 years experiance in the buisness and cater for both high and low end websites, and I have taught many people how to get into web development and design. But no, you know more than me on the subject. You also once claimed that you've already made the website and just need to design it properly.... yet you're watching videos on how to make them and [from what I gather], haven't done as much as create a single basic page.

Bore off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)

it was funny when he got huffy as I said I couldn't explain tcp/ip subnetting and routing to him on a chat board
silly boy.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)

I don't recall that ever happening.

( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)

it's tempting to block these things out dude, I understand.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)

I like 'bore off'

( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)

It has an atomic number of minus 5

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)

NERD JOKE
I LAUGHED.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)

Hooray!
internerd validation
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)

is it worth reading?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)

you do better then
no really, I mean it

please.

It's a deliberate ploy, we must sink to the lowest depths before we can rise again, so it's for the best
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)

Gonz couldn't even DREAM something better than your post.
He's the most boring and tedious cunt on here.
( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)

haha upset

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)

Who is?

( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)

from the position of my reply there i think you can safely assume im referring to you

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)

Ok, try not to take me too seriously.

( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)

i doubt anyone on here does

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)

Apparently Gonz does.

( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)

I'm sorry I took your "I'm looking at videos on how to make websites", "I'm learning how to make websites", "I want to make a website".... as, erm, you know, wanting to make a website.
I should have known it was a joke like your other persuites you say you want to do but don't carry out on account of there being some effort involved.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:02, archived)

I'm making a website, I'm just taking my time about it as I have other commitments.
Everything else I've said I want to do will happen, but I have work and stuff too. Sucks really, but I'll get it all done eventually.
( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)

But you've already made a website !
b3ta.com/talk/7314064
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)

Well yeah it exists.
But it's not finished.
( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)

Hence, "I'm making a website..."

( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)

So you've made a website that uses MySQL but can't format a page in Dreamweaver?
Oh, ok then, that makes sence and deffo isn't bullshit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)

I've made a website that is just fiddling around with wordpress themes.
last time I even touched DW was a few years ago (and I easily made a quick basic website from it), last night I installed it again, and that was as far as I have gotten with it.
Why are you trying to call me a liar?
Would it matter if I was lying?
Thing is I'm more than capable of making a website, but I want to learn as much as possible about making websites and making exactly what is in my design a reality. I'm really not sure why you're getting so uppity about it, but hey ho.
( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)

I'm also in no rush, i'm not a webdesigner, and I'm not getting paid for doing any of it.
It's just a little hobby I'm getting into when I have an odd 5 minutes here and there.
( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)

Why are you even bothering explaining yourself?
There's no need to. You don't have to prove yourself to pixels.
( jenpots, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)

I'm not trying to prove myself, I'm just explaining the situation to gonz as he doesn't seem to understand.
I consider gonz a mate and he's gone all psycho!
( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)

*shrugs*

( jenpots, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)

Trying to prove myself would be showing him my website.
I don't feel I need to go that far.
( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)

Most people talking around in the pub can't score better than the average premier league footballer, but they still call them crap.
But that's not really relivent on account of not my ability to post better, more my inclination to post better.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)