I'll make one, just for you.
But it won't have any fucking sudokus in because they're shit and pointless, just thought I'd let you know. It also might come with free stickers that may or may not exist if you care about that sort of thing.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:48, archived)

Yeah I don't really 'get' sudokus.
It seems like you can complete every one of them if you just stare at them for long enough.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:52, archived)

Computers can make them up,
and computers can solve them. I don't know why newspaper readers have to come into the equation.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)

I'm definitely not completely shit at them, no way, not at all.
I think the lolarious puzzles on the back of a paper should just be replaced with a big sign saying

Look out of the window for a change, you never know, it might be pretty*
*apologies to our readers from the midlands
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)

I'm from thie midlands and it is actually quite pretty out of my window I'll have you know.
I can do sudokus easily enough, I just don't get the same sense of achievement as completing a crossword.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:02, archived)

Birmingham IS shit though.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:03, archived)

I was mainly thinking of Birmingham... if it even exists.
*shudders*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:04, archived)

Woah, sudoku is good puzzle.
Let's have less bullying of good puzzle.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:54, archived)

It isn't though....there isn't anything puzzly about it.
It's already given you the answer, you just have to put them in the right place.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)

They have, it's funny I thought they gave you something half filled.
That you had to solve by filling in the right number/symbol in the right place.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)

It just doesn't feel taxing enough.
You look at a box, then put the numbers 1 through 9 into and see if any of those numbers meet the criteria. Saying that though, I suppose you could do the same with a crossword and a dictionary, only it might take about a year.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)

Did you never try the one where it had a large X running through the centre.
You could only have 1-9 in the x, that was a bit different.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:16, archived)

I will give it my wholehearted attention
even the page without the sudoku on it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)

Don't worry, there'll be wordsearches but do be warned, they may have no absolute answers.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)

Oh, not those things.
It's almost like someone said, let's have I spy with the contents of a scrabble bag.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:09, archived)