Norman St John-Stevas
Bag of Maltesers

CLIVE
HIVE
DIVE

/talk needs moar good Harry Hill.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)

Rocket Surgeon
large sturgeon
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Harry_Hill
I think dogs should only be allowed to eat food that rhymes with their names. Under this system Poodles would only be able to eat noodles or strudel. But if you think about it that is the only dog which rhymes with a food so that's probably why the system isn't in effect. No, stop trying to think of a dog which rhymes with a food there isn't one. Stop it!
(later)
Quiche Lorraine, Great Dane. No, I won't accept it.
(later)
Labrador, lobster thermidor. OK, I'll accept that one.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)

pfft "sinjin"
St John!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)

oh of course!
thank you! couldn't find it on youtube.

you DO have your uses. got any pea cosies?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)

you utter utter FAIL

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)

I bet you think Choldmondleigh-Featherstonehaugh
is spelt "Chumley-Fanshaw".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)

Pfft "Stevens"
Stevas!

no, I don't. no idea what you're referencing there. Unless it's Mr Cholmondley-Warner from that Harry Enfield. In which case - WOMAN! KNOW YOUR LIMITS
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)

how would you ask for directions to Woolfardisworthy?
they have to write "(Woolsery)" on the signs for people like you.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)

I'd stop here if I were you. You've done enough today.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)

but you're not me, huh?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)

well observed sherlock.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)

a citrus bearing perennial, my stag like television guide.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)

always know boundaries.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)

Don't panic Mr.Mannering!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)

haha fuck

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)

:)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)

00:14:01,791
Dash, there I go calling you Main-waring.
You call it Mainwaring, don't you?

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I knew a chap out in India, called himself
Chumley, spelt his name Cholmondeley.

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Absolute idiot.

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We used to call him Chilli Mushrooms.

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Chilli Mush...!

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How frightfully amusing!

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Terribly clever. Chilli Mushrooms.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)

What in the blue hell is this?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)

subtitles.
might come in handy one day.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)

you mean submarinetightelles

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)

I'm scared TH.
HOLD ME.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)

I always loved the bit where he goes down the hill in the bath tub!
and when he falls through the open bar! "Nice and cool, Trigger, Nice and cool""!!! ROTFQMFO
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)

AKB!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)