Men landed on the moon FIVE TIMES.
And there was a reason we never went back.

Because it was shit.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)

I heard they found an Arndale center the third time they went up there.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)

it was fate!
it must have been because God, Jesus and Satan were circle jerking and their mum called them in for tea or something
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)

I heard they turned round and there was a cup of tea on the side table.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)

Six
But we don't mention that one
(thediscokingpin, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)

We already have a Dundee, what's the point in getting to one that cost fucking loads?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)