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The post I made below this one
Is the first time ever that no-one's called me a cunt.

I was a little bit disappointed, truth be told.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)
YOU CUNT

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)
Don't take that to mean we've accepted you, you fucking prick, why don't you go and fucking shit into a kettle and boil it and then pour molten shit all over yourself you fucking cunt.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:28, archived)
Case in point. A prime example from the biggest cunt of them all.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:30, archived)
It seems that words CAN hurt someone.
I've learned a harsh lesson today.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:31, archived)
soul wounds hurt the most of all

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
Did the above post hit home Mike?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
Oh man, we've got you now.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
Yeah it's really put this internet comedy message board in to perspective.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:34, archived)
Well you know what they say.
Sometimes the biggest cunt is the one that's staring back at you in the mirror.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
Or sometimes the mirror is a window and you're looking at SpazzyB.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
You just can't help yourself, can you?
Is this what you're paying £5 a month for? To be upset at the internet?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
Hey get this right.
He's actually contributing to the bandwidth I'm using to call him a cunt.

Ha.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
WONDERFUL!

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
If I wanted to hit the lowest of low points in life.
I would save the fiver and go sleep with Mike's mum.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
And get £2.50 back.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
But for now you're happy to needlessly pay to use a free messageboard where you only ever get upset?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
Someone has to give you cunts a place where you can generally be cunty.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)
It's like that bit in Hook where he starts seeing the food that isn't there.
Except Robin Williams can be likeable.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
and still have change for the sweetshop

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
I dunno, getting upset at the internet in front of people is quite a low point, you should consider that before you start ranking experiences.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
Who's upset here?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
Certainly not you, yeah?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
Most certainly not me.
Just going down fighting. You could consider me the one legged man in those arse kicking contests you hear about.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
more like a cunty message board, amirite?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
It's okay - abuse that sustained and vitriolic and you kind of assume that it's more a feature of their personality than any sort of reflection on your own
I remain in persistent good cheer :)
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
Yeah well why don't you just fuck off and shit on a fire and burn your shit until your whole house smells of shit you fucking shit.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:35, archived)
hahahahaha :D

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
i thought it was just a humorous take on calling someone a dick?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
It can be pretty funny
But I take the person above's point that if you're new to the board, it *just* seems like its full of pricks.

And whilst some of the people that stick around will see through that, it means most of the people who stick around will in turn be massive pricks.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
so your problem is that we're all pricks?
but why would anyone want to be involved if we're all pricks? why would you even care?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)
Not my problem!
But it's an excellent question anyway. And one I'm unable to answer I'm afraid.

Personally I'm just drawn to look...like when you find a decomposing corpse. It's disgusting, but fascinating at the same time. And you kinda want to poke it with a stick.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
Nice to see someone that can take a step back and have a different perspective on the situation.
And not be afraid to voice an opinion.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
why dont you two just fuck already

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
You're obviously on the other side of the fence then.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
wait, you're fucking on the other side of the fence?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
I have no connection with SpazzyB
If anything, I'll fuck myself.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)
And just like that, he turns into a cunt.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
So having your own opinion is only good
If it doesn't offend you in any way?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
so what's happening here is that, with this analogy,
you are upset at the corpse when some smelly gasses come out of it when you poke it with the stick? seems a bit of a stupid thing to get upset about to me.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
Excellent point!

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAfyFTzZDMM&ob=av2e
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
haha, upset on someone elses behalf!
classic.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:35, archived)
b3ta/talk
it's not for sensitive types
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
PUPMUP FOR TOP-MOD!

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:30, archived)
YEAH

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)
hooray! it's pupmup!

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
And manolith!
*cue theme tune*
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)