The bird in the Galaxy advert is alright.
She hides the stuff from herself so she might be a bit mental.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)

wait i vaguely remember some women giggling with malteasers

( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)

i dont remember their weight though
but malteasers are alright
( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)

fuck malteasers, malteasers are made of polystyrene and congealed goat diarrhoea
fuck malteasers right in the fucking ear
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)

they were ballet dancers,
unless that was a different one.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)

no that was a vicar of dibley christmas special
why can't you women think of anything besides dawn french?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:13, archived)

there's no room for anything beside Dawn French.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)

I'll be honest here, I'd like to push a Cadburys Flake up her wee hole

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)

You know, I think she might like that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)