bored of that now
Ever been in a hot air balloon? Yeah well I don't care, tell someone else about it.

alt: What's the biggest thing you can think of? You can't say Arcturus. Or "the universe". Or "my cock lol". Unless you're a prick.

pricks
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)

The answer to both questions
is of course, your mum after a curry.
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)

^this

( Glovington, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)

fuck off you tedious prick

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)

the answer to your second question would be
your ego
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA WITTY PLANEARM

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)

you are ego is face?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)

two universes

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)

I can't tell him,
But I've never been in a hot air balloon, quite frankly the idea scares me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)

Try tying some balloons to a deck chair.
You won't go that high but it might help you get over this fear.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)

I don't have a deckchair :(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:20, archived)

armchair?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)

i've got a bean bag?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:25, archived)

Perfect! Do you have any balloons?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)

bollocks.
This isn't going to work at ALL is it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)

I'm sorry pigster, I've failed :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)

A pot noodle the size of Wales.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)

wait what about one the size of Wales plus Herefordshire?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)

What? FUCK, that would be bigger.
I'm not sure I could think of a pot noodle larger than that though.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)

what about a king pot noodle?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)

I dunno Manolith, I'm not sure I'm willing to imagine that.
You'd need to boil the Irish sea to fill that. No, I'm out.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)

what if you put a normal pot noodle on top?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)

I can't get my head around this king pot noodle the size of Wales and Herefordshire and now this?
I may need to lie down for a bit.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:20, archived)

i53.tinypic.com/2czxqt.gif
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:15, archived)

three universes

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)

a blue whale eating a giant red-wood.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)

INFINITY LOL

( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)

INFINITY MOL

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)

tehe

( Glovington, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)

YOU COULDn'T

( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)

Three universes and a pie.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)

too far

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)

a great dane fucking dawn french

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)

the local radio was saying "skinny women shouldn't advertise chocolate because it puts women off buying it"
and i thought about it and the ONLY chocolate advert with a woman which i could think of featured dawn french, who has been quite pretty at times but who is very definitely not skinny.
( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:47, archived)

I would
for sure.
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)

I liked her in that rabbit costume she wore in The Young Ones that time

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)

I'd like to gaffer tape a chocolate orange into her mouth and have her
attempt to mumble " Ish nop terrys, ish moine" whilst rogering her from behind.
( Glovington, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)

yep yep
this is all in order.
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)

ding dong
all quite tickety boo
( Glovington, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)

haha yeah except the milk tray adverts, cadbury's flake advert, bounty advert and all the other chocolate adverts with women in you couldn't think of.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)

I CAN'T THINK OF THEM i am sorry
they obviously aren't memorable.

or, my brain filters out the ones that do not say "it's ok to eat chocolate even if you are fat"
( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)

despite your mass, the world doesn't revolve around you, binky.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)

i buy chocolate which i like not ones which i see adverts of.

( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)

yeah don't care

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)

thanks mike woz ere, it's been a pleasure, well, it's been a break from tedium

( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)

I bought a 125g bar of Galaxy the other day because it was 93p,
but then I eated it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)

turkish delight advert

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)

you know the Cadburys Flake advert where she's in the bath and the phone's ringing and there's a gecko sat on it or a lizard or something
well yeah, that
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)

Don't know what you're talking about, literally all I can think of is Terry's Chocolate Orange adverts with Dawn French in, sorry.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)

prick
I was getting this one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMwMKJhaf7A

confused with this one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMwMKJhaf7A
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)

The Caramel Bunny is quite skinny

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)

that's not a real woman, edd

( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)

D:¦

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)

I'll be honest here, I'd like to kick her in the face

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)

The bird in the Galaxy advert is alright.
She hides the stuff from herself so she might be a bit mental.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)

wait i vaguely remember some women giggling with malteasers

( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)

i dont remember their weight though
but malteasers are alright
( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)

fuck malteasers, malteasers are made of polystyrene and congealed goat diarrhoea
fuck malteasers right in the fucking ear
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)

they were ballet dancers,
unless that was a different one.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)

no that was a vicar of dibley christmas special
why can't you women think of anything besides dawn french?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:13, archived)

there's no room for anything beside Dawn French.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)

I'll be honest here, I'd like to push a Cadburys Flake up her wee hole

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)

You know, I think she might like that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)

Cadbury's Flake used to be advertised by a woman in the bath.
I hardly see why a skinny woman would put anyone off their chocolate, though. I mean it's the basis for Special K's entire campaign.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)

Can I say VY Canis Majoris?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)

not if I punch you in the mouth first

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)

Good point.
I think I could probably say VY Canis Majoris first, though.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:13, archived)

a pre-death andre the giant rolling around in one of those 'zorb' things

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)

YES!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:17, archived)

I saw a really big squirrel once.
Not the biggest thing ever, but it was unusually big for a squirrel, unless it was a dog.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:16, archived)

so it turns out that spazzy and sexface are the same person, he's arguing with himself.
interesting.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:19, archived)

can I push a cadburys flake down your weehole?

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:20, archived)

i dunno
let's try
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)

you what mush?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)

a nice bit of posh from burnham on crouch

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)

Woah, watch out there. Spazzy B is close to the edge.
He may deem you a cunt and loose his head.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:25, archived)

he's a time bomb

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)

I'm imagining him like screech from saved by the bell and he's all angry.
Perhaps he'll flail at the wall in a minute.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)

well then he'll just have to tight his head won't he

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:17, archived)

an extra large cake

( vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)