I know it's not all that important
I was just proving I'm not stupid
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:16, archived)

bandying about an IQ number
does not go far to proving you are not stupid
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)

You haven't proven anything other than you can do well on IQ tests.
You could easily still be stupid.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)

Not wanting to brag
Gifted and talented for:
English
Maths (especially)
Science
Tech DT
Art

Again, not showing off, just saying
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)

So you're good at passing school exams.
Still, potentially very stupid.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)

this really is just freefairs brother or something.
Serious de ja vu here.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:23, archived)

I really need to be around more
I miss a whole load of stuff
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:25, archived)

I'm don't have any brothers. This is my first account on b3ta. Any past people were not me :)

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:28, archived)

Gifted and talented for: English.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:29, archived)

you DO want to brag, it's the only reason for saying such a thing
(as is claiming to know how to talk with grown-ups - you have yet to show any evidence of that. being a smart-arse is not the same as talking like an adult)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)

I don't.
That's one reason I hate other people in general. I'm not bragging, I'm stating a point
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:25, archived)

But these things you have said are utterly meaningless outside of your classroom.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:26, archived)

but the only reason to state that point is to brag

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:27, archived)

I'm showing I'm not stupid
If I wanted to brag I'd put it on /board with flashing lights around it going "GAZ!IM CLEVER!"
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:30, archived)

Don't go into games programming.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:32, archived)

Any reason why?

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:33, archived)

Several.
The dropout rate is astonishing, the job market is drier than Jadeviper's cunt and will probably only get worse, and it is HARD. If you want something with decent career prospects, go into software engineering or networking.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:35, archived)

oi! I'm not THAT old!

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:36, archived)

Psh.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:38, archived)

not that old either :P

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:39, archived)

you're a programmer right?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:36, archived)

I'm graduating with a BSc(Hons) in Game Software Development in July.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:37, archived)

*thunderous applause*
/ac

good for you :) I'm still four years off my degree (OU)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)

Okay then.
Gold star for drier than jadevipers cunt :)
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:37, archived)

you really are a dick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:39, archived)

Coming from you!

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:10, archived)

the lack of flashing lights don't make you sound like any less of a knobend.
have you honestly ever heard an adult introduce themselves by showing off about the things they think they're good at? those that do are immediately dismissed as utter cunts.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:32, archived)

it's gone too far,
I'm calling troll.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:35, archived)

It's sprinkles.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)

who?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:43, archived)

Great poster from the olden days.
Seemed to have got stuck at 14-years-old. Knew everything.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)

You need to meet my uncle.
All his CV does is state his degrees. That's it. No wonder he's unemployed
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:36, archived)

Sounds like a sperg to me.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:38, archived)

Aspergers?
No he's just a knobhead. I was tested for aspergers but it said I'm just weird. Explains a lot.
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)

It's MoT.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:43, archived)

14 and gay and autism?
MARCUS! :D
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:44, archived)

hang on,
Gay?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)

he definitely sounds aspi doesn't he?
and I'm somewhat of an expert (I could go on to list my IQ, qualifications, eye colour and bra size, but I won't)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:46, archived)

maybe its one of acid kewpies kids,
Seems to have his knack for completely missing the point.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:50, archived)

you could be right.
and on that bombshell, I'm off to bed. with no alarm set for the morning - school holidays at last! :D
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)

I'm not gay
I have a girlfriend
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:46, archived)

that doesn't count for anything

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)

All 14-year-old homosexuals claim they aren't gay.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)

My name is ross
Not George Michael, freddie mercury or any people who sang "macho man"
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)

nonsensical
no such thing as a "gay name". we're well aware that you are not a famous singer, dead or alive.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)

People called Ross can be gay too.
Don't be such a self-hating homosexual.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)

I was just listing gay people, not saying that everyone called those names are gay

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)

homophobe

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)

Elton John had a wife,
and look how that turned out.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:48, archived)

Nah, you're her gay bff.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:48, archived)

Basically,
despite your protests otherwise we're all convinced you are a right queer cunt.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)

I concur

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)

I may be annoying (don't forget I am medically known as weird)
But I am perfectly straight. I have nothing against gays, and as I'm clearly not welcome here I'm off to QOTW. Good day to you all. Also, live long and prosper :)
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)

This is the shittest flounce ever.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)

yup.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)

Limp-wristed poof.
I'm going to bed. Good night folks.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:55, archived)

nighty night night

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)

you are welcome
your attitude not so much
come back when you've matured a little.
night night.
(and there's no such thing as being medically known as weird. you can however be socially known as a knobend.)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)

what sort of stories are you gonna have at 14?
Apart from getting sexually abused by your aspergers uncle.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)

it's that scene from Tommy all over again
with Keith Moon and the rubber tubing
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:00, archived)

My mum fell out with him
I haven't seen him for 5 years
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)

i thought you'd gone?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)

What the fuck is this pigster?
I hope its parents strangle it while it sleeps.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)

dunno,
He's like freefair crossed with acid kewpie.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)

I need a wider screen

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)

That's it. Game over man, game over.
CLOSE DOWN THE INTERNETS, WE'RE DONE.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)

Thought you'd declared me a troll and weren't gonna speak to me?

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:08, archived)

woah now,
You're the second person today that's made assumptions about me that are not only baseless but untrue.
I still think you might be a troll, but I never said I wasnt gonna talk to you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)

you should take heed of the advice that has been given to you this evening
regarding acceptable attitudes to partaking in grown-up conversation. no-one has specifically told you to fuck off, we've been trying to help.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)

Grown up conversation?
TRIFLE!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)

I like trifle
as long as there's no jelly. right, I'm off to bed this time!
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)

Helping? Right.
So calling me gay, a troll, old b3ta users who I've never even heard of, stupid, a knobend, knobhead, and then pretending that this is all help? And you say I need to grow up...
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)

Hello pointless unfunny user.
Welcome to this comedy website, I can tell this is going to be special.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)

Because he touched you in your no-no place?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)

No because him and his wife are total knobheads who completely disowned us one Christmas, to the point where to no aggravation they were pretending we weren't there

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:18, archived)

Can you really blame him?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:27, archived)