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While Adam spends most of his time on here providing classic examples
what else constitutes Classic Prick Behaviour?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
Calling poor little Frisbee a prick
That's fairly prickish
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
oh theo. you're a glutton for punishment

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)

for punishment
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
People who describe themselves with "Im extremely random, weird and insane :3 "

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
Anyone who has ever said,
"I'm really in tune with nature" or "I totally understand people, i can like, see in to their souls and tell you how they're truly feeling"

Fucking hippy cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
I think Woody Allen said: "I failed my Metaphysics exam: I got caught looking into the soul of the boy next to me"

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
I think woody allen is a prick

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
+ ar

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
grrrmachine I am not providing fuel for your crippling misanthropy, I think you have quite enough material of your own already
there's no such thing as strangers, just people you haven't found out are pricks yetDAMNIT
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
thread deletion

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)

not using the subject line
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
pointless sub-thread creation

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
Anyone who uses "mainstream" in a derogatory manner

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
Oh Grrmachine
You're so dour!
Turn that frown upside down :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
What, so you can drink spunk from it?
No wait, that was a frisbee.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
I'm glad you corrected yourself. Wouldn't want any false statements on here, nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
Official discs hold 3 pints, supposedly

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
Is it dour like sour, or like door?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
Surely an upside down door would function exactly as well as a door that was the right way up?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
Maybe at 90 degrees would be better
like a big catflap
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
Yeah, you'd love that wouldn't you?
Filthy yiffers.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
JINX!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
jesus guys
don't attack all at once .____.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)

i didn't meeeeean it, spancolin
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
*puts on fursuit*
*molests*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
*sprays with hose*

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
yeee!
*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)

JI LY
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
WREOW

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
i bet you love cat flaps don't you? pervert

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
UK sour, US door.
This doesn't look like much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
Ooh la la
Je n'aime pas les sportifs.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
Anyone with those Kanye West shutter sunglasses.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
And more specifically, Kanye West.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
Jinx?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
No, fuck off you shitcunt.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
Lolinternet

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)

Anyone with those Kanye West shutter sunglasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
All of reddit.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
Why do you like making me so angry, Jaction?
I'd just forgotten that place existed.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
Reddit's alright
it's just populated by 99% white American males, is all.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
+autistic

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
+ libertarian

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
+mildly aspergers,
not been diagnosed by a doctor, but have read enough about it onwikipedia to know they have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
Pfft, like anyone on reddit is intelligent enough to actually have political views.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
RON PAUL.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
I guarantee that 99% of them couldn't point at a picture of Ron Paul and say 'that is Ron Paul.'

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
+ atheist
they've even made ME hate atheists.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
They're not atheists. Atheists can tolerate and accept other people having different beliefs.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
it's like a million overweight Richard Dawkins
:(
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
DAE like using the internet?
IAMA white male in my 20's. I need to buy a new shirt, what 80's kid's cartoon should it have on the front?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
And where can I buy it in XXXXL?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
The IAMAs have got increasingly dull
It's all about people with diseases.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:45, archived)
Has JackActionSaysFuckOff.mov made the "what's hot" page?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
Everything. It's impossible to not be a prick nowadays.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
being baldmonkey.
that, and calling people 'upset' when you've basically run out of ripostes and/or rejoinders.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
CALM DOWN.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
UPSET

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
I'm not racist, but at the end of the day,
certain verbal tics.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
Lolironic racism
/brb pakibashing
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
Suffering Pakibash!
/Sylvester The Racist Cat
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
strikethroughs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
People who go out of their way to read "non-mainstream" news sources
because they think it's "the truth". This can lead onto the asking of opinions on a news story, with the caveat "I don't want to hear mainstream news stories repeated, I want to know what you THINK". Pricks.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
oh god people who won't drop arguments

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
everything ever done, said or thought by rnuk

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:45, archived)
oh man, I feel bad, l don't mean it rnuk :(((
much
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
I'm not upset
I just wish you'd die in a fire.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)