Your mum?
Alternatively, spending a weekend in a Cairo Hotel, freezing cold, unable to go out because of security warnings and a bar that does not open for another 3-1/2 hours...I have to piss about for 30 minutes longer than you it seems!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:28, archived)

I can't even go to my garage because I have a second meeting at 11
this shit is intolerable
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:33, archived)

Tell me about it...
F*cking revolutions and Muslim Brotherhood fuckheads spoiling the bastard weekend. I've a good mind to set Nick Clegg on the cunts, that'll tell them,err perhaps not.

Fuck it, I forgot to have breakfast! Better move.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:35, archived)

woo woo! The other meeting's been cancelled too.
It's garage time for me, spastics.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:45, archived)

*goes to garage*
*leaves engine running*
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:16, archived)

hah, WHAT engine!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:18, archived)

Grrry, the Fred Flintstone of Poland.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)

That carbon monoxide doesn't generate itself, you know.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)