Sometimes, for a change of scenery, when on the loo I sit facing the cistern

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:37, archived)

I sometimes go side saddle
Even though I know men should do nothing side saddle
( Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:39, archived)

but what if I don't want to show my petticoats?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)