The Tory Party.
They're the least fun kind of party.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)

I dunno...
those candle parties look pretty shit
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)

Candle parties?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)

Yes
Lower middle class women get together and buy massively over-priced candles. It's ridiculous.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)

And then it all gets a bit BDSM and they pour melted wax on each other's unmentionables?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)

Judging by the people I know that host these parties
I fucking hope not
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)

tupperware parties?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)

I would rate Tupperware parties over candle parties
Tupperware has a practical purpose and lasts pretty much forever.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:05, archived)

farm2.static.flickr.com/1427/5119857714_7201c73c92.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)

Most of my parties end up like this
Tupperware or otherwise
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)

^This reply would've looked better under Mongy's post

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)

candles smell nice though

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)

But they don't keep food fresh for astonishing lengths of time
to my knowledge
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)

this looks a fun party
www.lemonparty.org
( mongychops, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)

that maybe not safe for work now i've had a closer look, the adverts are rude

( mongychops, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)

Frankly Mongy, if anyone here doesn't know what Lemon Party is by now
Then they deserve everything they get
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)

i'm just covering myself, the mods on here are right shitcunts

( mongychops, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)

AAAAAAAAAARGRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH NOO MY EYES

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)

gay people, oh noes

( mongychops, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)

i saw three dirty old men sucking each other off, pretty sure even nana doesn't want to see that :(((
also gayism is against god and that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)

they don't look dirty, i think they have all bathed

( mongychops, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)

but they have olive skin, and we all know that itiys don't wash

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)

What are your feelings on Scots-Italians?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)

haggis and spaghetti sounds like a sexy combo

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)

My feeling is they are SEXY.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)

Shut it, sweaty

( MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)

Bite me MONO! in the anus.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)