I haven't given Mrs Eddache a card
I gave her presents (wine, snacks & voucher for massage at nearby beauty place) and took her out for a nice meal on Saturday as Tuesday is a rubbish day for Valentines.
also I'm going out with my mates tonight but it's ok because she gave me permission under the thumb etc

To be fair, she hasn't gotten me a card or present.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)

I am supposed to be getting a present but she just forgot to pick it up before now.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)

oh, THAT old chestnut.
she's leaving you, edd. sorry about that.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)

Would you like a solicitor?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)

do you know any?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)

I don't, sorry
OLOLOLLLOLOL
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)

ah hahaha...

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)

I can't see myself ever going out with a girl who gives two shits about Valentine's Day.



Go on, strikethrough merchants, have your fun...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)

strikethrough merchants Mrs Robinson
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)

gives two
about Valentine's Day.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)

I knew I could rely on you, Richard.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)