I don't understand why the majority of lesbians go for women who look like men. I'm not critisicisicng it; I just don't understand it.
Alt: Panic? Panic?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:51, archived)

Dunno, this requires further research
Alt: come to my house on Saturday. I have....ways of calming people
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:55, archived)

You filthy gay

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:59, archived)

Jel?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)

Theoban?

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:02, archived)

What happen here

( Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:03, archived)

You are a bully.
And your bum smells of marbles.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:05, archived)

Aw man you can smell it all the way from Plymouth?
I dunno if I can cope with this news, might top meself
( Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:06, archived)

Marbles up, beat, spunk.
Don't kill yourself Theoban. SBP is my lifebelt in a sea of confusion.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:08, archived)

I did another one this morning
Inspired by the West Wing cos I've been watching a lot of the West Wing.

True story man
( Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:10, archived)

Depends on taste.
Some women like the androgynous type.

Mrs Eddache is bi-sexual but likes her women to be very womanly.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:06, archived)

By very womanly do you mean always cooking and cleaning and knitting?
Or just big norks?
( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:10, archived)

Probably both norks and cleaning
She likes cooking
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:16, archived)

Does she make a good pie?
Good tits and good pie, that's all I look for in a woman.
( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)

Her pies are the best

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)

Can I have a go?

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)

On the pies not your missus*
*and your missus.
( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)

I'll have to ask her.
I'll let you know.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:28, archived)

Do you think she'd dress up as a slutty Velma if we asked her?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:51, archived)

Sweet Zombie Jesus.

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)

Oh come on
You don't know until you ask, right?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:05, archived)

I think I need to change my pants.

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:06, archived)

It's always worth checking

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)

GOOD LAD!
Tell her I said hi...in fact, do that before you ask her about the Scooby Doo thing.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)

I'm aware that it doesn't apply to all lesbians.
But I don't understand it in the ones it does apply to.
But as I say, I am not criticizing it at all.
I really really really like crazyjude and her wife. They are brilliant people.
It's just, I'm attracted to women, and this makes me attracted the most to women who look like women. So the whole thing confuses the hell out of me.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:12, archived)

i thought it was only internet women and teenagers that were bisexual
but i now know 2 proper women who like a bit of both. hooray!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)

But will they let you watch?
Will they fuck
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:14, archived)

will they fuck?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)

scissoring?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:31, archived)

This isn't the case.
Plenty of them like girly girls, it's not all about the crew cuts and dungarees.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)

Well, percentages of dungarees to dresses, aside,
I still don't understand it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)

Well some gaymos like girly men, don't they?
As do some women, come to that. All part of life's rich* tapestry.

*indescribably perverted
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)

It's more noticable in lesbians.
But, yeah, some poofs and correct people are similarly mistaken.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:36, archived)

LEARN ABOUT POOFS
Still got that saved somewhere...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)

+h
because that's what i read it as, first time
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:57, archived)