Hiya MONO
I have a sore throat and a headache.

edit: Ohhhh! Candle! 7 years. Tsk!
( jenpots, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:00, archived)

CANDLE CANDLE CANDLE CANDLE CANDLE
I have a sore throat this morning actually maybe I should take a month off work to recover.

GET WELL SOON PRETTY JENPOTS?
( MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:08, archived)

fankoo.

( jenpots, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:08, archived)

FUCK OFF, NOOB.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:07, archived)

Hurrah for ailments
I've got a manky wisdom tooth that has evidently infected my entire top half. I'm off to get the fucker out this afternoon :(((
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:34, archived)

only 7 years?
pfft, noob.

happy day!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:42, archived)

Woah we're like almost twins!

( MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:47, archived)

what a horrible thing to say

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:52, archived)

You love me really.

( MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)

i will if you come to the gig and bring some other people and buy me a drink

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:04, archived)

Hello, new person
Please read the FAQ, cheers
( Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:09, archived)

You're old in here too, huh?
Happy candleday yaaaaaay
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:10, archived)

everybody seems old when you're a foetus

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:14, archived)

*drools and gurgles*

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)

You can talk
Youngy McYouth the Younger, Jr.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:42, archived)

everyone seems young when you're a fossil

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)

:(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)

everyone seems :( when you're a c=3

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)

Nik Naks: They look :(
They taste LOL
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)

i like nik naks
nik naks and breasts
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:04, archived)

Imagine what some breasts with Nik Naks on them would look like!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:06, archived)

no, no
imagine what a nik nak with breasts would look like!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:14, archived)

Sexy, and bbq flavoured?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:16, archived)

Morning oldpots.
Or jenpold. Whichever you prefer.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)

oldpold

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:29, archived)

Candlepots,
Potandle, Pandle.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:30, archived)

be careful if you try that with flapjack
flapcandle is fine but if you say candlejack you'l
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:33, archived)