Baldmonkey's date was going quite wellUp until the point he brought the main course, which was an orchestra made of scrambled eggs. He then urinated over the dish while chanting 'BONGOBONGOBONGO' at the top of his lungs.
He hopes it went well and is looking forward to seeing her again.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:57,
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Lisa seems to be holding up rather well on her date with MONO!two hours in and he's brought out the photos of his lego cabinet.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:03,
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The date had gone well."I had a really nice time, Megan" Two Hats told her as he walked her to her door.
"Me too. Thank you..." she paused, trying to remember his name.
Two Hats began to well up.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:15,
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It seems Hilary has had enough and stormed out.The tipping point appears to have been when Edd produced a flick book he had made that can only be described as shocking in both the brutality and intesnity of its sexual content.
Next week: Noit's date has the food slapped out of her hand and is forced to listen to a half hour lecture on why she was holding her fork wrong.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:25,
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I write flick in all caps like FLICK for additional subtle shock value(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:28,
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After making her excuses, Destiny leaves MMPS on his own to finish his bigmac value meal.The eveing started badly when he tried to pull the chair out for her and quickly degenerated into farce when, in a typically glasweigan way, he poured alcohol into his drink. "Ah pure luv a buckieshake, hawhawhawhaw!" he then asked "Do you suck it all doon hen?" and pointed to his crotch.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:35,
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