SHIT! I SHOULD'VE WENT FOR JANUARY!
JANUARY JONES!

Damn, my ONE chance and I blew it!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)

i bet there's a porn star for every month of the year

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)

February Fuxxx
March Melons
April Assgames
May Melons (no relations)
June Jellyfingers
July Jizzbreath
August Underground
September Sexxx
October Oral
November Knuckles
December Donkeypunch
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)

and they are all YOUR MUM

( spesh., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)

Oh man!
They are an'all!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)