It's all a work
BM killed Kid Friz, but Friz realised he could get a lot of attention out of it. It's worked to be fair. We should stop talking about both of them
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magnum, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:37,
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whichever one's name has the same number of letters as your own.
If that doesn't work, choose the one whose third letter of their name is closest in the alphabet to the first letter of your surname.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:25,
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A good bet would be
the Bee Gees to be renamed the Bee Gee by monday.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:29,
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Whatever one you want, it's your money, I assume
I ain't doing all your homework for you
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Theoban What of it, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:29,
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good idea
I might just do the usual lottery instead
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:33,
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Don't knock Glueey's diet
He only eats at four-star establishments
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:40,
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if we can find a forecourt that does toast we will locate him
www.b3ta.com/talk/7480383
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mongychops, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:09,
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I struggle to understand his shopping list.
chicken and bacon sandwich
prawn cocktail crisps
ginsters
chicken and bacon sandwich
frijjjjjkkkk
HE LIVES IN YOUR PETROL STATION BE AFRAID
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:45,
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alright magnum?
our corner of the world is sunny today.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:41,
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I'm still in bed, but thanks for the update
About to get up, a spot of Saturday Kitchen, a quick flick through the EADT to see what's happening, then I'll go to one of those happenings
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magnum, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:42,
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last bike show ever at the railway last weekend :(
rumour has it it'll be flats by July.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:47,
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Shergar
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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:13,
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Cunt Horse
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:20,
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Gambling is forbidden in my culture
As in, my culture of not throwing money down the toilet.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:23,
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I am a horse
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Zuowan, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:05,
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