Terrible nights sleep
Followed by bad dreams. Some sympathy until I've properly woken up would be greatly appreciated.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

This actually helps
I'm starting to really hate Eric Clapton you know.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:26, archived)

Oh, here's a thing, stop reading biogs of cunts.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

Well I didn't know he was a cunt did I

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

You didn't know Eric Clapton was a cunt?
Are you winding me up?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:30, archived)

Why would I?
Never met the man
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

He murdered his own son
and singlehandedly inspired the Rock Against Racism movement and you thought he might be alright?!!!

I mean, the RAR movement was one of the shittest things ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:43, archived)

Hey, the man's personal business is his own
I just love Cream, The Yardbirds and The Bluesbreakers.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:45, archived)

But they are all formulaic, boring and shit.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:47, archived)

I wouldn't call Cream formulaic
but the other two, sure
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)

Frankly, I wouldn't know.
Eric Clapton is enough to put me off bothering listening.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:49, archived)

I know John Mayall's son.
Apparently he (John) had a fire a few years ago and lost a stash of vintage porn larger than is humanly imaginable.

He was absolutely gutted, I am told. I am also told that he is 'a cunt'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:50, archived)

Ha, excellent

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:51, archived)

Me too.
As per yesterday, if he'd have died in '70 I'd love him for ever.

I got a mint copy of the 'Beano album' off a mate's mum a couple of years ago, which is a good fifty nicker in the bank.


Blind Faith were shit though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)

Cool
Yeah, I'm not a fan of Blind Faith either. I get it, I just don't like it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:49, archived)

I have their Hyde Park gig on DVD.
It is poo. Lesser than the sum of its parts, that band.

In other namedrop news, I used to hang about with Steve Winwood's niece Louise: she has MASSIVE breasts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:53, archived)

Nice and nice
Gotta love big boobies
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:54, archived)

These were stupendous and not at all saggy.
Mind you, this was about 15 years ago, they are probably knee-warmers now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55, archived)

i like breasts

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:56, archived)

i also like breasts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:00, archived)

I'll be honest, chaps, I like them too.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:16, archived)

Another vote for breasts right here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:18, archived)

The book you want is Ginger Baker's, the cantankerous old cunt hasn't a good word to say about anyone.
That said, the best music book I have ever read is Dr John's ('Under a Hoodoo Moon'). It's fucking superb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:57, archived)

Cheers Monts
I'll keep an eye out for those
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:59, archived)

Also, if the man's personal business is his own, what the fuck are you reading his biography for?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)

Someone gave it to me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:50, archived)

And stop picking on me. I'm tired.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:50, archived)

I'm not picking on you.
I'm helping you to burn the fucking thing.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55, archived)

That would be wasteful
I'm going to finish reading it then give it away. If that person wants to burn it it's up to them.

Fuck, I'm tired.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:56, archived)

Bring it tonight.
I'll deal with it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:15, archived)

does this story end with it getting covered in poo
like all your other biography stories
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:57, archived)

Haha, well there's still time

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:58, archived)

that book is TERRIBLE.
by the end i was wishing he'd fallen out of that fucking window.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

SPOILERS

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:29, archived)

I KNOW!!
It seems that every shitty situation he gets himself into, some of his friends help him out of it in really amazing ways (sending him to Miami, Barbados, etc) and he seems to have no gratitude whatsoever. Not sure how much more I can stand.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:30, archived)

I slept really really well
I put this down to the couple of beers before bed.
( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

INTERVENTION

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

?

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

IN

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:31, archived)

It was a thinly veiled 'joke' implying that you have a drink problem
And it fell flat. Thanks Mono.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:36, archived)

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:38, archived)

Hence why it fell flat
Crikey Mono, do at least TRY to keep up
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:40, archived)

he has me on ignore, you know.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:41, archived)

The wanker.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55, archived)

But it sounded like you were blaming me for your own failure.

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:42, archived)

I've got to blame someone Mono

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:44, archived)

Try blaming yourself.

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:46, archived)

What, and let them win?
NEVER
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)

let who win?

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:50, archived)

THEM Mono
THEM
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:51, archived)

I don't get you.

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55, archived)

I hate it when people say "hence why".
It sounds wrong to my face.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:44, archived)

Just hence would be sufficient

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:46, archived)

That's a shame

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:46, archived)

Hence why therefore we can sit in the garden and have a fire tonight.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:56, archived)

Ergo in summation thus that this would be satisfactory arrangement
bellend
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:58, archived)

what did you dream about?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

Christ.
Other people's dreams are NEVER as interesting as other people think.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:31, archived)

I WAS ONLY BEING POLITE

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:32, archived)

Once I was dreaming and I realised I was dreaming.
I could do whatever I liked, it was awesome.
( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:33, archived)

I disagree
Sometimes they can be very interesting. I don't believe that they hold special meanings and all that guff, but I'm interested in how the whole thing works.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:35, archived)

It was awful Ems
I've just typed it all out and it looks ridiculous, so we'll leave it there. Needless to say, it was unpleasant at the time and seems stupid in the cold light of day.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:32, archived)

You big girls blouse.

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

GOOD ANSWER, HATS. This is why you're the best thing to ever happen to this site.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

Two Hats: Withholding details so you can come to your own conclusions

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:36, archived)

I dreamed the other night that I moved back in with my first husband.
ugh.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:39, archived)

I sometimes dream I'm a horse and bon jovi feeds me sugar lumps
he strokes my mane and tells me I'm a good horse.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:42, archived)

you ARE a good horse, mumpsy.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:45, archived)

*whinnies*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:51, archived)

wh Sq
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:52, archived)

with those fine legs you're halfway there
wo-oh, livin' as a mare
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:09, archived)

LOL!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:15, archived)

aw, TH

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:08, archived)

*feels slightly better*
Fanx Kyew
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:13, archived)