trolling? Me? Surely not
Hello...my usual 'step in and say hi then leave abruptly' style visit but I wanted an opinion...

I've just posted this link on /links
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/B000KKNQBK/ref=aw_d_cr_drugstore?qid=1337942064&sr=8-1

I've been accused of trolling...is it or have I missed something in the B3ta cliquey political system?

Hugs for all of you and as an alt: what should I do with my 2 weeks off work?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:20, archived)

JMG.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:21, archived)

MATT DAMON!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:33, archived)

Hey, JMG, in my naughty step page Robert asked me to email him but I can't from here so I gazzed him instead from this account but he hasn't replied.
What do you suggest?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:34, archived)

why would you email him?

( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:35, archived)

Dunno.
He didn't say.
He said he needs me to behave and to email him. Nothing more.
I think the governers might be doing an inspection.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:36, archived)

you make up 50% of b3tas users and posts.
you've been here for years
you've been a fat ballbag for years
why does he think you'll behave?
( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:39, archived)

I don't know.
Optimism?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:40, archived)

Rob really is a useless prick.

( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:42, archived)

Maybe he's lonely.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:46, archived)

what I don't understand is why someone got so upset about it that they had to gaz a mod and get you banned?
I mean, can't they just scroll down or put you on ignore?

but then /links seems to be fill of people who think only stuff they like should be posted, like when that weird bloke with the face tats was posting a few weeks back.
( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:48, archived)

People get SO angry about things they don't like
I don't care for football, but it doesn't mean I have to go into a fit of rage every time someone mentions it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:49, archived)

I get pissed off that 99.99% of the conversation in this office now is football
it's boring and I can't work whilst this lot are waffling on about some blokes soap opera
( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:51, archived)

Any subject is tedious when you can't (or don't want to) join in
Break the tedium by trying to participate. Just make up a load of bollocks and see if you can fool them into thinking you know what you're talking about.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:53, archived)

but the point is I'm not interested so why would I want to join in?

( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:54, archived)

Don't then
Sit there stewing in your own boredom.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:55, archived)

Why do you think I'm on b3ta?

( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:56, archived)

Because you fancy me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:57, archived)

well, there's that too.

( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:58, archived)

:D

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:59, archived)

standard responses are "that was easily offside" and "they deserved that result".

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:55, archived)

"It's not about the GAME anymore, THAT's the problem."

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:55, archived)

as far as I can tell it's not even a game.

( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:57, archived)

No, I'm fairly sure football's a game

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:58, archived)

I'm not so sure, all they talk about is what so and so newspaper said that so and so player got arrested for last weekend
or whatever
( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:59, archived)

Oh God
Well that IS tedious.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:00, archived)

I like it when it's all 'we got this' and 'we' that.
I think these people actually think they are members of the teams they support.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:02, archived)

JMG is actually Joey Barton you know.
the G was a typo
( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:03, archived)

Well I never!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:04, archived)

Yes, that makes my skin crawl
And the other side of that..."We" beat "You"...ugh.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:04, archived)

I had no idea that 'fat tedious prick talking too loudly in a pub' was such a pivotal position.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:06, archived)

Haha

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:11, archived)

Don't be so boring, punch JMG next time he starts a football thread

( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:53, archived)

I'm a lover, not a fighter
Maybe I should try to get off with him instead.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:53, archived)

yeah do that, remember to post pics

( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:54, archived)

I'll get him to paint me, like one of his french girls

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:56, archived)

JMG was Renoir in a former life?

( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:57, archived)

I wish they would.
I'm trying to get into triple figures.
I was hoping to upset people enough to get ignored but not so much I'd get stepped.
I didn't think it was THAT big a deal.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:50, archived)

I've just gazzed rob asking for your accounts to be banned forever, i hope he writes me back

( mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:00, archived)

On scented notepaper, using a proper fountain pen, in his best copperplate.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:12, archived)

don't reply, it's a terrible troll

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:21, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO
I HAD A THREAD THERE YOU TEDIOUS TROLL
( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:21, archived)

my apologies
Dear mono you are a force of awesome and could never be overshadowed by my own underfunded posting
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:29, archived)

The first thing to remember is that only a few of them get upset.
The rest recognise that there isn't really any difference between the boards.
I wish we could all just get along.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:22, archived)

I might go post Just Harry's link.

( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:23, archived)

Oh man.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:23, archived)

I won't though, cause they'll think I'm lolupset at the internet.
really I just like annoying people.
I really REALLY like annoying people to the point that they snap and go apeshit and then get really embarrased about it later and say sorry.
( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:26, archived)

Me too.
Why is that, do you think?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:27, archived)

Maybe because I'm a complete cunt, and I know I should pay for it so making people angry is actually my way of shouting at myself.

( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:29, archived)

Perhaps. Yes.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:29, archived)

it's child like attention seeking, even negative attention is better than none to the socially retarded

( mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:30, archived)

Nah, I get plenty of attention that I don't want anyway.
I actually prefer to not be noticed and be left alone.
( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:32, archived)

i didnt ask for your view point you dick head autistic

( mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:33, archived)

And I didn't ask for yours
you fish milking spastic
( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:35, archived)

No.
I did, you fucking prick.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:37, archived)

You asked me
not him.
( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:39, archived)

Right, there's only one way to settle this,
we'll all have to go on /calendar and try and make someone cry.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:41, archived)

YES!

( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:42, archived)

Can I recommend a bash in bluestars gaping minge?
fancy dress theme - blood
( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:44, archived)

I think this is more like it.
I am also pleased to see you are not ashamed of this.
I don't think people should be ashamed of being childish.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:36, archived)

If people don't like being called childish then they should just try not being childish

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:50, archived)

I'm starting to feel like you are being sarcastic.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:52, archived)

I'm upset by this. Perhaps I should try not being sarcastic.

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:55, archived)

+ a
arc p
( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:56, archived)

Well
that goes without saying!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:58, archived)

that link was posted there twice last week

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:22, archived)

Basically that's like well old.
All being so amazing at the internet and dull internet shut-ins they've probably seen it before.
So their only real way of showing this is abuse.
( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:22, archived)

Prick

( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:23, archived)

all some
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:23, archived)

I was being stereotypical.

( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:26, archived)

The cliché twins.
Solomon R. 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000-heim Museum
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:28, archived)

I'm going to take it on trust that you've got the correct number of 0s there.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:49, archived)

should be. i typed 10 and copypasted it.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:51, archived)

I think they are laughing because that was posted several times a few weeks ago
Apparently if you don't spend all your waking hours on the internet so you're aware of everything that's ever been posted on /links, that makes you some kind of moron
( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:24, archived)

when you post a link thats been posted before it tells you it's been posted before

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:25, archived)

sometimes, but not always
(especially for stuff that's on youtube)
( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:27, archived)

might be the stuff after the question mark in the URL that confuzzles it

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:55, archived)

should I admit to being outside instead of
On the internet?

I'm using my phone so that warning about the link being posted before hasn't appeared.

Schoolboy error from me
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:32, archived)

don't worry about it

( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:34, archived)

I am, of course, full of internet rage
I had a link featured in the newsletter once! My opinion and voice should be hardcover this dollars rabble of foolscorned knaves.
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:37, archived)

Watch out for that internet rage.
It can take over your life, causing internet divorce, internet cancer and even the internet death of your internet child.

Srs biznis.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:50, archived)

my rage is like a thousand balloons being released
It's fun for everyone to watch and point but it took a lot of effort to organise
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:53, archived)

terrible bullying of the moonfaced one

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:54, archived)

It's one of those links
that has been posted over and over and over and over and over... Each time it's billed as "OMG U HAV TO SE THIS IT AM TEH RILLY FUNNEH AN U HAF NOT SEEN IT B4!!!11111ONEONE".
It's gotten to the point where "Veet" is replacing "GC" for informing someone of their reposting faux-pas.

With baldwanker's spamming earlier on, their assumption was that you were joining in just to be an arse.

Edit: Also, you may have pulled Tab Hunter.
( Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:55, archived)

funny old world

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:56, archived)

Oh. Look; don't bait him any more. He's clearly upset.
Be nice and help the fella calm down. We are neighbours after all.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:57, archived)

I've recommended he 'chill out'
There's nothing more I can do
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:00, archived)

Woah!
Calm down.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:56, archived)

Why are you so upset about this?
Chill out man, peace.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:59, archived)

Hey, I'm more chilled than a penguin's testicles!
Was just explaining to Harry why his welcome was somewhat less than friendly.

I'll fuck off if you like.
( Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:01, archived)

No one wants anyone to fuck off
We're all friends here. Stay a while. Tell us about yourself.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:03, archived)

Tempting
but I don't think I want to give out ANY sort of personal information to the shrieking psychotics who seem to reside here.
( Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:07, archived)

Well that's unkind

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:08, archived)

I notice you're not casting doubt on my statement's accuracy.

( Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:10, archived)

I have a scroll wheel on my mouse

( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:00, archived)

That's very nice for you.
Now don't forget to take your medication when the nice nurse gives it to you. We don't want a repeat of last time, do we?
( Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:05, archived)

URGH...GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:05, archived)

I did post an apology squirrel

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:51, archived)