worst insult you have ever recieved? how did you respond and with hindsight how would you respond?

( mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)

The French have a phrase "l'esprit de escalier"
which means "staircase wit", the clever stuff you find yourself wishing you'd said on the way out. So if you see a frenchman on a staircase, punch the cunt, he's being snide inside his head.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)

dirty french fuckers, i'm gonna rampage now

( mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)

Tell you what
the cunts are probably being extra fucking snide in lifts, I pity the next fucking frenchman who gets into a lift with me.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)

I nearly got beaten up by some germans in a lift in New York

( magnum, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)

They might have mistaken you for a frenchman

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)

i aint having this mags, what hotel and when? we will track these cunts down, who's fucking in on this, cunts need tellin

( mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)

Weren't a hotel
Empire State, on the way down. We were queuing for the lift (they say elevator in america!) and this kid with a proper foot high mohawk comes past and steps in the lift with me. He was looking at me and my mate all the way down. He either wanted a fight or to bum us, i'm not sure which.
( magnum, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)

bumming i'd of thought, or a bit of glass table shitting

( mongychops, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)

The germans have "treppenwitz" meaning the same
However, in contemporary German it has a different meaning. It refers to events or facts that seem to contradict their own background or context.
( magnum, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)