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Yes, I've heard that spunk is good for the skin, although I'm not sure why
What am I, some sort of sexy dermatologist or something?

How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:07, archived)
you're not? damn.
tricky! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:07, archived)
You trickster, you
Doing owt this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)
owt indeed, perhaps housework and that.
EXCITING TIMES!

you?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:12, archived)
It was my youngest's birthday yesterday, so we're having a little party for him on Sunday
Other than that, just committing certain deeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:16, archived)
oh? deeds of villany I'll wager.
what did you get little cap?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:17, archived)
He got an Iron Man costume, he looks the business
He got a load of cash too...Don't you hate it when your 4 year old has more cash than you?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:19, archived)
Yay for little peoples birthdays!
Don't forget to replace his heart with a nuclear reactor as a special present on the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:21, archived)
I tried, but I couldn't make it small enough :(
It's about the size of a volleyball.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:22, archived)
Sellotape it to his back. He's only a kid
he won't know the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:23, archived)
and you'll get to be the baddie, which is handy cause you're bald.
goodtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:33, archived)
See also: Lex Luthor

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:36, archived)
the insanely attractive eastern european lass just talked to me while I was making my cuppa.
I'm afraid I was less than my usual witty self.

thumpjda hurgustuwmmm llokoanchekakend.

and that's just her name LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:39, archived)
I'm ashamed to admit that I once got tongue tied because someone stupidly good looking spoke to me at work
It was pathetic. I started stuttering and everything, then I forgot what I was going to say. She looked like a non-threatening Angelina Jolie.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:45, archived)
But the threateningness is the best thing about Angelina Jolie...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:49, archived)
While that's arguably true
The softness of this girl's features made for an overall image that was just out of sight. I can't remember her name, so I can't even facebook stalk her :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:59, archived)
She sounds pretty vague. to be honest.
Have you tried maximizing her contrast?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:00, archived)
I find my voice goes all high pitched as well.
not only that, I find myself going out my way for nice looking lasses.
if it was say, Janet, I'd probably wait for ages just to slam a door in her face.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:52, archived)
that happens with me and malc all the time :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:52, archived)
some cunt poured water into the jar of coffee >:|

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:56, archived)
holy shit?!
is the coffee ok?!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:58, archived)
no, it's fucked.
I fear there may be a riot
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:59, archived)
i think that counts as an office emergency
leave the building and refuse to return until the problem is resolved
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)
good plan, see you on the flipside.
if I don't make it, tell battered he's a prick for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:14, archived)
can't you just pour more boiling water into the coffee and keep it as a robinson's style coffee concentrate?
?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:37, archived)
Is that why you have such a perfcet complexion?
LOLOLOLOL!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:32, archived)
I like to wank into my face, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:33, archived)
Are you some sort of povvo?
I pay nubile young boys to wank into mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:38, archived)
I'm a very private man.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:39, archived)
It's OK, I'm very disreet.
I'm sure we could come to some arrangement...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:58, archived)
today's turning out better than I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:02, archived)