people are saying "it fell over" here far too much.
how's the report going?
not good, the system crashed so the whole process has fallen over.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:16, archived)

Oh god
And when did people start saying 'They pushed me under the bus'? I really hate that expression. And 'cougar'.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:18, archived)

isn't a cougar just a fat middle aged woman nonce?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:18, archived)

Yes, exactly that
Cougars are 'cute'..... yet middle-aged men with girlfriends in their 20's are creepy. What a world.

(edited to make more sense)
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:22, archived)

So a girlfriend young enough to be your daughter is applauded if you're 40, but frowned upon if you're 20?
And people say that age discrimination doesn't happen any more, it's a fucking disgrace :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:38, archived)

Nonono,
a cougar is a predatory MILF.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:46, archived)

yes, that's right
My post wasn't very well-worded, sorry.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:48, archived)

Ohhh, I see.
Gotcha.

Nah, middle-aged men with hot 20-something girlfriends are clearly just swinging it, and are what we should aspired to be.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:26, archived)

People keep going on about "hospital passes" at work.
I was excited at first. I thought it was like a special sick note to get a day off.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:19, archived)

I'm not familiar with that phrase
What does it mean?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:23, archived)

it means, toga party in ward 7!
*animal houses*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:43, archived)

jedi's did it, lol

( mongychops, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:20, archived)

LOL! I bet those cheeky cunts broke the printer an all.
what are they like! I hope herman makes a well LOL gif about it.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:32, archived)