Find something that sounds like a feedline and crowbar in something that sounds like a punchline.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:50,
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why did the furious prick get deadcos it was a prick
alt wankers
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:03,
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Q. What have nits, a cowlick, Mr. Potato Head, a sinister lumberjack and an autist got to do with tantrums?A. Jakarta!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:59,
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When my brother was very small he used to come up with totally nonsensical unjokes like this.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Aug 2012, 22:14,
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In my defence, it was a response to this photo and something to do with tantrums:www.brianyeates.co.uk/Userfiles/Image/Bands/FamousBands/Shed-7.jpg
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 22:18,
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Ah, Shed 7.This must be easily, like, the third time in my life I've ever thought about them.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Aug 2012, 22:39,
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Q. The Bodyrockers' hit single "I Like The Way You Move" has no nose.A. How does it smell?
Q. It smells of sweat, cheap body spray and raaaaaaaaaaaaape.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 22:03,
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