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how do you come up with jokes?
i like to think of words and weird ways of saying them and gradually make connections to other things until a joke appears
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:35, archived)
I start with a laugh
and then think "what sort of joke would make someone laugh like that?"
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:36, archived)
"I start with the laugh and work backwards."- Bill Bailey

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:38, archived)
yes
it was him who said that
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:39, archived)
i know thats why i said that he said that

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:46, archived)
yeah but which of you said it first?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:49, archived)
it wasnt me deffo bo beffo

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:02, archived)
i don't think i've managed to come up with a funny joke of my very own in my entire life

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:40, archived)
HAHAHAHA!
Good job man, good job.
(FUN TIMES FUN FUN FUN, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:55, archived)
I have a collection of amusing ways of falling over.
I got them from real life.
(FUN TIMES FUN FUN FUN, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:42, archived)
haha i do like it when people fall over

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:47, archived)
does trigger make a face?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:47, archived)
He's more Barty Crouch Sr. to me.

(FUN TIMES FUN FUN FUN, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:57, archived)
reversepaedo

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:00, archived)
I like reading them in collections and books and on food items

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:48, archived)
I hear they have jokes on the internet now.

(FUN TIMES FUN FUN FUN, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:53, archived)
it has to go and fucking ruin everything

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:54, archived)
Find something that sounds like a feedline and crowbar in something that sounds like a punchline.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:50, archived)
why did the furious prick get dead
cos it was a prick
alt wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:03, archived)
Q. What have nits, a cowlick, Mr. Potato Head, a sinister lumberjack and an autist got to do with tantrums?
A. Jakarta!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:59, archived)
When my brother was very small he used to come up with totally nonsensical unjokes like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Aug 2012, 22:14, archived)
In my defence, it was a response to this photo and something to do with tantrums:
www.brianyeates.co.uk/Userfiles/Image/Bands/FamousBands/Shed-7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 22:18, archived)
Ah, Shed 7.
This must be easily, like, the third time in my life I've ever thought about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Aug 2012, 22:39, archived)
Q. The Bodyrockers' hit single "I Like The Way You Move" has no nose.
A. How does it smell?
Q. It smells of sweat, cheap body spray and raaaaaaaaaaaaape.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 22:03, archived)
haha i love rape jokes

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 22:29, archived)
Usually I have a punchline or something funny and think backwards.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:52, archived)
I just push spastics over.
I'm all about the spast-stick.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:58, archived)
usually I think of an everyday scenario then insert some miniority and a robot
for example

How did the Hindi robot celebrate Eid?
- my son is dead
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:59, archived)
Poor Friz jr.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:13, archived)
I associate a Llama with everyday objects until I can make up a pun.
But they're not funny, so I give up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:06, archived)
oh maybe you will find a funny one never give up
xx
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:08, archived)
I take old irish jokes and adapt them for other ethnicities

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:10, archived)
what kind of food kills africans
none
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:17, archived)
I'm all about the jedis knocking shit over.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:28, archived)
That shit is well lol

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:31, archived)
I'm so gonna do a rofl

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:35, archived)
I think of two things that could be confused for one another and then do so.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:41, archived)
I'm sick of your racist jokes about the chinese

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:48, archived)