I burned that book about peter pan because it was for nonces.
The accord purred its approval and we sped off to sit at the school gates, waiting for trouble to rear its noncey head.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:59,
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I threw Eric Bischoff's autobiography in the bin because one of my kids shat on it
If I ever meet him I fully intend to tell him this story.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:00,
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btw, people that know who Bischoff is will find this amusing
People that don't will find it tragic
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:01,
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my brother totally ripped a hardback war and peace in half with his bare hands
it's alright it was a drug dealer
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:01,
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my mates brother's friend shoved a rolled up razzle up this slut's fanny.
she totally loved it and done a cum that was so strong the razzle impaled three drug dealers. The cops didn't bother investigating because it was only drug dealers what died.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:06,
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Bollocks
Razzle would never have that sort of effect.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:08,
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I'm actually struggling to think of the name of a porno mag
My god...what's happened to me Windy?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:13,
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her juices had hardened causing it to be like a fucking missile.
it flew out with such force it caused a small tornado and a small child was sucked up her fanny. still lives there today, she has to shove sherbert fountains and nice 'n' spicy nik naks up there to keep him quiet.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:10,
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Her juices?
Now I KNOW you're lying. Women don't have
juices.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:14,
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you could turn them into foodstuffs.
clitiflakes, just add milk!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:21,
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and sell them as a drug
"My wife gets right up my nose sometimes, LOL!"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:21,
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